October 2007 News Archive (Page 11)

5. Britney Spears
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet
Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.

4. Madonna
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy´s menopause aisle
Why She´s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.

3. Sandra Oh
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Grey´s Anatomy
Why She´s Unsexy: The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible.

2. Amy Winehouse
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Onstage, offstage, and in the tabloids after cleaving herself and her husband
Why She´s Unsexy: When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, "Nooo, nooo, nooo!"

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Sex and the City, Failure to Launch, Honeymoon in Vegas
Why She´s Unsexy: How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth.

Al Gore, the former U.S. vice president and presidential candidate who reinvented himself as an environmentalist, won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for his efforts to fight global warming.

Gore shares the prize with the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.

"I am deeply honored to receive the Nobel Peace Prize," Gore said in an e-mailed statement. "We face a true planetary emergency. The climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity."

The Nobel committee in Oslo, Norway, announced the news at 11 a.m. local time â€" 5 a.m. on the East Coast â€" and praised Gore as being "one of the world's leading environmentalist politicians."

"He is probably the single individual who has done most to create greater worldwide understanding of the measures that need to be adopted," said Ole Danbolt Mjoes, chairman of the Nobel committee.

As a Nobel laureate, Gore receives a gold medal, a diploma and splits 10 million Swedish kronor â€" about $1.7 million â€" with the IPCC.

Gore, 59, served as Bill Clinton's vice president for eight years and narrowly lost the 2000 presidential election to George W. Bush. Since leaving elected office, Gore has relentlessly shined a spotlight on the issue of global warming.

His 2006 film An Inconvenient Truth, about the climate crisis, won the Academy Award for best documentary. Gore is also an recent Emmy winner through his Current TV network.

Orlando Bloom was involved in a wreck involving a car registered to Dariusz Wolski, the director of photography on the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.

The crash took place around 2:15 AM near Fountain and Vista in Los Angeles.According to a traffic collision report completed at the scene by LAPD, Bloom is listed as the driver of Wolski's black '03 Toyota Matrix.
The cars involved include the Matrix, a Porsche Cayenne and a Honda Civic that was parked on the side of the street. We also spotted a bloody rag on the ground near the scene. At least one person suffered minor injuries.

Orlando's face is still in tact, he's okay. Just fine. Everyone's good. Orlando's no Nick Hogan. But was he boozin' first?

tmz, source

Britney has been granted 1 overnight visit per week with K-Fed's meal tickets, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline. The visitations will be monitored and the court has yet to decide and identify who the monitor will be.Britney was also apparently actin' country while in the courtroom yesterday.

Britney Spears had quite the interaction today with L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon, and she dug a hole deeper than a Louisiana swamp.We're told Spears had a back and forth with the Commish that lasted approximately 40 minutes. She constantly interrupted him and at times was extremely sarcastic. At one point she started thanking the judge for what he had done, but her tone was heavily laced with disdain.

We're told the Commish explained to Spears how she had gotten to the point she's at -- why defying the various orders she was supposed to comply with raised concerns that she was not a responsible person. Spears didn't get it. She was at times contentious, argumentative and condescending.

We're told K-Fed's lawyer didn't object to her testimony, it was so bad. One description of today's testimony, pretty simple -- "Appalling.

tmz, source

To read about this freak boy and his implanted ear in his arm click here.

LINKAGE!!!

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Jordan And Her Hubby Andre Aren't Banging Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Kate Moss Looks Like A Crack Whore In This Blonde Wig The Rad Report
Kimora Lee Is Opening Her Legs For A Baby Fest With Djimon Gabby Babble
Uma Thurman's Stalkers Has Been Arrested Girls Talkin Smack
Bruce Willis Looks Like He's Going On 90 Years Old Evil Beet Gossip
Avril Lavigne Does A Tit Inspection Ninja Dude
Joaquin Phoenix Is Looking Odd These Days Agent Bedhead
Mario Lopez Is Putting Those Muscles To Good Use Allie Is Wired

Lance has his panties in a bunch that Justin waited 2 years after the group stopped recording and touring before he revealed he was going to go out on his own. According to Lance, Justin blamed the group's breakup on everyone wanting to do their own thing and go their separate ways.

"He didn't think any of us was operating in the best interest of the band. I asked him what he meant by that, and he said, 'Well, you know, when y'all did your movie,' meaning Joey (Fatone and me (and their 2001 film On The Line)...I couldn't believe it. That sounded like the lamest excuse imaginable. Joey and I looked at each other in amazement... According to Justin the whole reason for the break-up of 'N Sync was everyone else's fault? That was crazy! All of us had done nothing but wait around for him to feel he was ready to start work on a new 'N Sync album... And hadn't Justin made a movie (2000's Model Behavior) the year before we did ours?... I felt completely betrayed... It p---ed me off that Justin's life got set up perfectly before he came back to the rest of us... Justin's time to become a solo star had arrived."

Sounds like he spent the last 5 years being angry at Justin instead of attempting to get his own career back on track.

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In honor of National Coming Out Day, T.R. Knight has made a 20 second spot for GLAAD letting viewers know the importance of accepting your gay friends and family members. I still wanna bang T.R. even though I'm not up his alley.

Michelle was sentenced to 6 months in jail and considering how much time previous celebs have spent in jail for this same kind of shit, I think she'll be out in a week. Alright maybe a little longer than a week but that's only because she'll be enjoying all that free kitty love in jail.

Rodriguez appeared before Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell, who ordered her to report to the county jail on Christmas Eve, the city attorney's office said. Rodriguez "admitted violation of her probation by failing to provide proof of community service and by consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol monitoring device," City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said. "She did file a document that said she completed community service on September 25th, but we obtained evidence that she was in New York that day," Mateljan said.

The document was required as part of 30 days of community service Rodriguez was ordered to serve for violating probation in a 2003 drunken driving case.Mitchell ordered Rodriguez to complete the community service cleaning streets and highways, and prohibited her from being granted early release for work furlough or electronic monitoring, Mateljan said.

Calls to Rodriguez's attorney Wednesday were not immediately returned.

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Hey! What happened to that bumpy, fugged up plastic surgery mess of a stomach she used to have? And why do her boobs almost look normal? Because it's Photoshopping at it's finest. ;)

Check out the rest of Tara's photos on FHM Online

It's not a perfect clear shot and there's definitely more to come later I'm sure. You know there's this thing called dignity that someone should tell Brit about cause I'm not sure if she's heard of it... Or underwear. Come on woman! I'm trying to root for you but you're killing me!