October 2007 News Archive (Page 14)

If you go walking in public in an outfit that could possibly be mistaken for a murdered Big Bird, you deserve a little inkage by David Gilmore from Pretty On The Outside.

Pretty On The Outside

After admitting to steroid use, Marion Jones returned all five medals she won in the Sydney Olympics in 2000 "She has returned the medals," attorney Henry DePippo said Monday. "She's not going to comment on the matter while it's pending in court but the medals were returned today." The track star admitted in federal court Friday that she took a steroid known as "the clear" before, during and after the Sydney games. She also pleaded guilty to two counts of obstruction of justice.

"I want you to know that I have been dishonest and you have the right to be angry with me. I have let (my family) down, I have let my country down and I have let myself down," a tearful Jones said after the court session. The admission came after years of angry denials she had used steroids.

At least she had the shriveled up balls to come forward and admit she did wrong. If only we could get all of those pros in football, baseball, wrestling, etc. to admit their use of steroids. Takes a woman to do a man's job sometimes.

source

Lily Allen has gone from size 12 to size eight after several sessions with Susan Hepburn, who she claims has reprogrammed her brain to enjoy healthy organic food and associate trips to the gym with feeling happy.Allen, 22, is delighted with her new look and said: "After the hypnotism, I want to go to the gym every day, otherwise I feel really bad. "I just want to get more toned and healthy. I'm really good about everything at the moment - I've never been happier Hypnotist Ms Hepburn runs a Harley Street clinic specialising in self-improvement techniques. She charges about £300 an hour for weight-loss treatment, including instruction on self-hypnosis.

Those who have undergone the treatment claim that she implants subconscious messages that remind them to stop eating when they feel full.

My dad did the hypnosis thing and lost about 30 pounds. Just like any diet it doesn't work forever and you have to work at it. This is totally off the weight loss subject but I was hypnotized by a comedian one time. That shit really works too. If you can get me bent over with a chick slapping my ass cause she's my lesbian lover (or at least that's what I was told) in front of about 200 people singing Joan Jett's 'I Love Rock 'N Roll', then I'm sold on the hypnotizing thing.

source

 

 

 

Maxim has come out with a slide-show of the hot women who newly became single this year. See the rest of Maxim's list of single chicks here.

Lindsay has given her first interview to OK! Magazine since leaving the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah. I'm really pulling for Lindsay and hope she keeps her life on track this time around. I'm not always the evil bitch I come across as! ;)

"It was a sobering experience. It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way. With her until-recently estranged father Michael by her side, Lindsay made the big move from Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah back to life in Los Angeles. But, the young star tells OK!, she may not be gone for too long. "I'm going back to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions."One of the reasons she'd return so quickly to Utah is to avoid the constant partying of Hollywood. "Temptation is always there," the 21-year-old actress admits, adding, "But now I'll avoid it the right way."

source

Her Las Vegas nuptials to Rick Salomon on Saturday were so swift, she squeezed it into the 90 minutes between performances of Hans Klok's magic show, in which she is an assistant. Hello, I just got married," she announced after the second show.

"It's a big day. A big day at the office."Former Daily News gossip Marc Malkin reported for E! that wedding planners had to bring in a fake wedding cake because they were given only one-day's notice. The 40 guests enjoyed pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese, and tuna and lobster tacos.

Hell, her wedding to Kid Rock was more classy than this! Pam's just not hot anymore, so Rick Salomon is right up her alley. We all know this crap's just for attention anyway.

source

New blog live from Paris! Hi everyone Hope you are loving the new pictures in my blog section - my beauty team were in full spirits in Paris last week. I am absolutely loving my green dress - it's a vintage 50's dress that I've mixed with Fendi shoes and DVB sunglasses. Classic but chic. I've been quite busy in Paris.

I went to the new Cavalli store opening last Thursday, which was incredible. So many beautiful clothes! I went to see the Chanel show on Friday and I sat next to my friend, the lovely Dita Von Teese. I'm writing my blog to you from a cover photoshoot for American Elle, which I'm doing in Paris - it's going really well so far and the clothes I'm wearing are incredible. I'm going to have to sign off in a moment though because I'm needed for the next shot. Before I go, I would like to say a very big thank you to everyone for the wonderful support you gave to David and his family when his dad fell ill recently - it was greatly appreciated at a very difficult time.

Speak to you all soon Victoria xx

Blah, blah, blah Fendi... Blah, blah, blah Chanel… Blah, blah, blah Cavalli… I gotta give it to Vicki B cause she is looking fierce in this green dress! I want her to blog about the computerized back-up vocals they have to use for her on the Spice Girls tour cause she sucks ass.

source

Check out former ANTM contestant Lisa D'Amato's music video. I loved this crazy bitch on the show, but her song? Not so much.

On Thursday Britney Spears checked into the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, California where she talked to a bartender at 10:30 p.m.

Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did -- then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel's "Cameo Bar." The application is currently with Human Resources.

This might be the worst possible gig for a mother trying to regain custody of her children, who is required to undergo drug and alcohol testing. Spears checked out the next morning.

Doesn't this story sound a little too WTF to be true? Sadly, it's true, y'all. It's like Britney truly wants to be normal. She wants to forget she's famous and she wants a job that non-world icons have.

But seriously, we all know why Brit Brit wants to bartend. She no longer has to hook up with extras from her video shoots, she can just fuck the hot ones in the bathroom during her breaks and get back to serving 10 minutes later.

'Can I taste your drink first? I'm just tryin' to make sure it be good for y'all!' Bitch would leave work intoxicated, daily.

The Viceroy better not be lame. I can't wait to head out to this bar if I can get served by Britney. To anyone else who wants to join me, make sure you check your drinks first for loose weave hairs before doing body shots.

tmz

LINKAGE

Was Zac Efron a player in elementary school? - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
The worst Victoria Beckham has ever looked - Celebrity Smack
Hugh Grant is a slut! Just how many college girls did he bang? - Ninja Dude
I kind of agree with Pam Anderson's weight loss tips - Rad Report
Once a male slut, always a male slut - Holy Candy
The select-a-husband process - Agent Bedhead
Lily Allen's daddy isn't so great - Gabby
Dear Jamie Lynn Spears... Bree says
America's Next Top Model music video - IBBB
Everyone wants a piece of Vanessa Hudgens - Evil Beet
Janet Jackson on weight loss - Juicy News

On being pregnant:

"There is nothing bad about it. The morning sickness and the vomiting and the hot sweats. Nothing's been bad about it. I've loved every second of it."

On having more children:

"My age dictates it. I need to be ready for more. ... Not three, but two would be nice."

people