They must share the same guyliner and hair products.

It looks like Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson share more than just a friendship and romance at Movieline's Hollywood Lifestyle Awards at the Pacific Design Center in Los Angeles on Friday.
Kelly Clarkson's new single is aptly titled, "Don't Waste Your Time." Thanks for the advice, bitch. You're oh so right. I haven't wasted my time or money on her latest cd, My December because I haven't enjoyed what I've heard. How over produced, boring and generic is this song? Next. Next. Next.

I'm being honest. How kind of her.
Paris Hilton sent Britney Spears a bouquet of chocolate roses to cheer her up. The hotel heiress reportedly treated the 'Toxic' singer to a dozen edible pink flowers to console her friend after she lost custody of sons, two-year-old Sean Preston and one-year-old Jayden James last week.
Paris said: "I love Britney and I wish her all the best."
The 26-year-old socialite ordered the bouquet from gourmet confectionary shop The Sweet Garden last Thursday. The chocolate store's website describes the flowers as "an unforgettable gift," adding: "The elegant rose bouquet of delectable chocolate flowers makes for a beautiful gift, perfect for any occasion."
'The Simple Life' star supported the mother-of-two through her split from Kevin Federline in November by taking her out partying in Los Angeles to forget her problems.
Paris Hilton helped Britney "forget" her problems by giving her new ones when the two were photographed together as Britney aired out her vag.
But this is really sweet of Paris. Funny thing is, I think Britney would be better off if she kept partying with Paris. At least Paris was a friend who's already famous, unlike Brit's cousin Alli who's trying to make it in the music business. Besides, Britney and Paris were cute together.

If you watched the Rock of Love reunion, you know that isn't quite the rock of love that Bret had thought. Now we can bring you the full story from Jes' perspective. Jes tells us about the only time she talked to Bret in the six months between the taping of Rock of Love and the reunion. She lets us know what she really thinks of Bret, what she's up to now and why she thinks Heather should have won.
Earlier, you told me that you talked to Bret just once between the taping of the show and the reunion. Tell me about that conversation.
It was never a direct phone call. His manager called me and connected me with Bret. But before that, I had this cowboy hat that Bret gave me in Mexico and his manager called me: "I need his hat back, can you ship it to this address?" Oh, and you want me to pay for it, too? Great. That's why I just kind of lost it on the reunion show. He had someone call me and connect me with Bret, who then asked, "Do you want to come to the St. Louis show?" It's like no, I don't. He extended that offer to me, but I know he did the same thing for Rodeo and Brandi. He threw that point in my face at the reunion, but I didn't bring that up: Brandi was there and Rodeo was there, so it wasn't as big of a secret as it needs to be. That doesn't make me feel special.
Did you think going into it that this would be something that would last? That the six months would be filled with phone calls and text messages?
When I first started the show, I even said, "I have no expectations." I made that clear. But then once the show ended, once the cameras were off, the vibe was totally different. I could see that the situation was: go your separate ways.
Did that disappoint you?
No. I was bitter toward it by the end. People s*** on us for being there for the wrong reasons, but I wondered if Bret was the one that was there for the wrong reasons.
If you didn't have any expectations, why even do the show? Most of the girls at least expected to attempt to look for love...
That's the thing. I was approached by someone in casting. I was bartending and they drilled me: "You have to go, you have to go." I blew off my first audition and they called me: "Where are you?" So I went on the show and I just did it for the experience. Let's see what happens, was basically my attitude.
Much was made about you letting your guard down. That seemed to start on your first solo date with Bret when he played you the song onstage. Were you indeed falling for him at that point?
No. The whole entire thing was awkward. It looks like I'm gazing into his eyes, but really, it was uncomfortable. Like: I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you and you're serenading me. He agreed, too. Later he said, "I probably shouldn't have sung to you before we had an actual conversation." Yeah, probably not.
But it really did seem like you were into him. You cried in Cabo when he presented you with the needle that he'd need you to revive him with, should he fall into a coma.
After five weeks, I was mentally, physically and emotionally worn out. This guy is sitting here going, "If I go into a diabetic coma, shoot this in my ass or I could die." This was after five weeks of dealing with this s*** and then hearing that from someone you like as a person? It just made me lose it. Like, "I can't f***ing deal with it." Don't get me wrong, I cared about him as a person. But I was emotionally drained. I was done with it.
Do you regret being so competitive with Heather?
Yeah, I do. There were reasons we made it to the end, but now I feel bad because I feel like I stopped Heather from getting what she wanted if the potential was there.
Because you said on the reunion that you thought she should be with him.
And I truly do after watching the show. Just seeing how they interacted on the set of the reunion, they're still laughing. They have those stupid inside jokes that no one else gets.
You said at one point that you got to know Bret "sexually." Did you have sex with Bret?

When Jay-Z is away, his bootylicious babe Beyoncé will play. Spies at The Box Thursday night saw her and three girlfriends enjoying the club's risque show while flanked by a "huge bodyguard" and protective curtains around their table.
"Beyoncé was really making the most of the burlesque strip show," said the source. "She was on the table in the VIP balcony cheering loudly as two girls got naked and licked each others' feet. She stayed until 3:30 in the morning."
Kevin Federline Parenting Tips SNL skit
LMAO!!
Don't try this at home. These are the shocking pictures that show Prince Harry inhaling vodka through his nose in a drinking game medical experts warn could KILL.
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These pictures are taken from a video of Harry's holiday in Namibia and will bring fresh shame on the boozed-up royal.
In the video, pals cheer loudly as Harry slugs a bottle cap of vodka, swills it around his mouth, spits it back into the cap and then snorts it up his nose. Seconds later, Harryâ"a 2nd Lieutenant in the Blue and Royals â"closes his eyes and shakes his head as the alcohol, shooting straight into his bloodstream, takes effect.
Experts on drink abuse have warned that the game is potentially deadly.
Professor Ian Gilmore, president of the Royal College of Physicians, said: "There are all sorts of additives that could cause an allergic reaction which could damage the lungs, mucus membranes of the nose and trachea. It could kill."
Frank Soodeen from Alcohol Concern added: "By by-passing the liver, you run the risk of inflaming the brain and possibly causing long-term damage. It's a practice to be avoided at all costs. It's very irresponsible."
The video was shot as Harry enjoyed a four-day canoe trip with girlfriend Chelsy Davy and more than 20 pals on the Orange River in Namibia last November. The damaging footage will fuel speculation that 23-year-old Harry's drinking is out of control. The prince was pictured falling over outside a Mayfair club in April and drunkenly partying with Canadian bar girls in June.
A royal source said of the vodka-snorting: "Everyone knows Harry likes a drink but this could have caused him serious damage."
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With her husband Jordan Bratman, her mother-in-law and her sister-in-law in tow, Aguilera spent two hours picking out items for her baby registry at the posh Robertson Boulevard boutique Bel Bambini.
"She looked beautiful," says store sales employee Crysta Smith about the singer, who wore a long black skirt and a cotton jacket. "She had a little bump. She said she was so excited [to have a baby]."
Aguilera, who has never officially confirmed her pregnancy, told the staff that she was expecting â" and revealed the gender of her baby, but asked to keep it private.
With the help of her in-laws, the couple picked out a selection of items for her upcoming baby shower, including blankets, diaper bags, bottles and clothing.
"They registered for all the accessories," says Smith. "They were both picking out things together."
This will be the first child for the couple, who married on Nov. 19, 2005, in a lavish three-day affair in California's Napa Valley.
Britney Spears and her little sis Jamie Lynn went to a Malibu sushi restaurant when some random lady launched a verbal attack, yelling "Britney, get the fuck out of the neighborhood! Nobody wants you in this neighborhood."
The paps weren't too happy, and either was Jamie Lynn who shouted, "Then move the fuck out of the neighborhood!"
making the paparazzi happy.
The crazy ass bitch then tried to put her hands on Jamie Lynn as they ducked into the restaurant.
The paps really had Britney's back this time. Britney seriously shouldn't go anywhere without bodyguards, but this video makes me believe that the paps are kind of like having bodyguards, too?
Britney Spears has made nice with her mommy, y'all
Lil Wayne be busted, yo!
Delusional whore Heather from Rock of Love thinks she has a future in show business, moving to Hollywood
Pamela Anderson is addicted to jerks, gets married to Rick Saloman, creator of 1 Night in Paris
Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl, TMZ says she's preggers, I read elsewhere that she's having a boy and a girl
P. Diddy get sued for $19 million over Notorious B.I.G. tracks