October 2007 News Archive (Page 2)

21-year-old Ashley showed up at Rose Bar on Monday night and made out all night with 36-year-old Lance Armstrong!

"They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Awwww... the drunk makeout. It would be romantic if Lance wasn't old enough to be her father, but it's gross and Lance needs to get over his midlife crisis. Ewww.

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It's so far so bad for the poptart.

Commissioner Scott Gordon issued Britney two visits/ week from 12 to 7 p.m. She also will still have one overnight visit. All visits with her boo boos will be monitored. The parenting coach was talkin' shit about Ms. Spears and it worked!

The coach wrote:

"The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful. The environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all."

By Friday, Britney must also submit proof that her pool is child protected. She still has to meet with that assholish parenting coach for two hours every week! And she still has to go to counseling sessions with Federsperm.

Britney asked if she could stop taking mandatory drug tests, but she was also denied!!!

As I said yesterday, Kevin Federline should also be drug tested. This really isn't fair. Hold on, Brit Brit!

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Don't ask about the headline, I miss Beavis and Butthead. Random. Anywho, Paris still gets pissed that people promote her infected cooter.

Paris Hilton allegedly threw a tantrum at a Toronto adult store on Wednesday (Oct. 24), demanding the manager take down posters promoting her infamous sex tape, CTV reports. The best part? It was all captured on the store's surveillance tapes.

"You guys can't use my image in a porn store," a woman said to be Hilton was heard saying, according to CTV. "I'm going to call my lawyer and sue the (expletive) out of this place. I really want them down because they're mean and this is not right. I'm really serious, this is disgusting. And I want the other ones too or I'm calling the (expletive) cops."

Adding to the already awesomeness of her tantrum is the fact Hilton was allegedly dressed up for Halloween in a skeleton costume.

Shortly after leaving the store, a man claiming to be Hilton's manager returned and told the staff to keep the incident quite, threatening a lawsuit for defamation of character if the tape of Hilton's meltdown were to be leaked.

Of course, the porn proprietors quickly called up every media outlet they could and are now negotiating for rights to the footage with two U.S. tabloid shows. Offers are said to have reached $50,000.

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* No linkage today. I have class then I gotta go head out to the Regina Spektor concert. Luv her! See ya in the manana, whatever that means. ;)

Britney Spears is furious that ex-hubby Kevin Federline is escaping drug testing while she must submit to random checks.

The troubled star â€" branded a "habitual, frequent and continuous" user of drugs and alcohol by LA judge Scott Jordon â€" had begged the court to hand K-Fed the same treatment.A pal said: "She is furious. She believes the court is more sympathetic towards Kevin."

In this case, Daddy Dude didn't really strike again, but I like that headline. If the courts are trying to determine who's the better parent, both parents should be drug tested, dontcha think? Or maybe that's just my take.

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Amy's husband got mad at his bitch and sold her out, literally.

Lou Bellera sold the rights to "Amy Fisher Caught on Tape" this past spring after he filed for divorce and she began dating one-time flame Joey Buttafuoco."I did it out of the heat of anger and passion," Bellera told The Post.

"We were estranged. She was seeing Joey. I was seething about the whole thing. It just came to a point where I was hurt and embarrassed by it . . . and it pressed the wrong button. I just used that as a vehicle to strike back at her."

The couple reconciled this summer, and Bellera didn't tell Fisher that he'd sold the sex tape to Red Light District Video until this month.

Fisher said she was willing to forgive her husband.

"We've been together for so many years and have had so many ups and downs," she said. ". . . I don't want to see it. It's better for me if I just don't think about it. I'm just going to hide in my house."

Don't make a sex tape people! I'm so going to make a sex tape one day soon.

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Here's Lauren Conrad at a photoshoot for Mark Cosmetics. I know a lot of people think she's pretty, but I can't get over the fact that Lauren looks so much older than she is.I mean, my mom looks younger than this bitch. Okay, maybe my mom doesn't look younger, and that's only because gravity has started to take hold of her tits, but if it wasn't for that, I'd say my mom looks more youthful. The eye wrinkles in your early, early twenties? Maybe it's all a scam by MTV's fake Hills and LC's actually older...

Teri Hatcher's costume is very, uh, interesting. I know Teri's a joker, but it took me a while to figure out what was going on. Too much fug at once slows down my comprehension.

At first I thought it was great that Shia was soakin' up Rihanna's panties with a dinner and strawberries and wine dessert. Then I heard reports that he's a slut. Here goes a new man whore story.

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Kanye and AlexisKerry WashingtonSerena WilliamsI'm not feelin' Kanye's fiancee's lipstick color, but WOW! How good did Serena look? DAYUM!!!!!!!

For the second time this year, Lindsay Lohan has backed out of hosting a party in Las Vegas.

As recently as last week, 21-year-old Lohan was scheduled to attend a New Year's Eve blowout at Vegas nightclub LAX, but today her rep says, "Lindsay will no longer be hosting New Year's Eve in Las Vegas."

Last week, a source said "Lindsay doesn't necessarily want to host but she's contractually obligated," due to the 21st birthday plans at LAX sister-club PURE that she had to scrap in July in order to go to rehab.

Lohan's rep says the actress, who has been out of rehab at Utah's Cirque Lodge for less than a month, "continues to focus on her work and sobriety."

Okay honey. Keep it going. You're on the right path. I wonder what she's drinking right now at home. Jake and Coke, vodka, beer, wine?

I say, we'll know she's back on the blow when she starts banging a few different guys every month. It seems like drugs make LiLo a maneater. Controlled substances bring out the whore in all of us.

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