October 2007 News Archive (Page 3)

For the second time this year, Lindsay Lohan has backed out of hosting a party in Las Vegas.

As recently as last week, 21-year-old Lohan was scheduled to attend a New Year's Eve blowout at Vegas nightclub LAX, but today her rep says, "Lindsay will no longer be hosting New Year's Eve in Las Vegas."

Last week, a source said "Lindsay doesn't necessarily want to host but she's contractually obligated," due to the 21st birthday plans at LAX sister-club PURE that she had to scrap in July in order to go to rehab.

Lohan's rep says the actress, who has been out of rehab at Utah's Cirque Lodge for less than a month, "continues to focus on her work and sobriety."

Okay honey. Keep it going. You're on the right path. I wonder what she's drinking right now at home. Jake and Coke, vodka, beer, wine?

I say, we'll know she's back on the blow when she starts banging a few different guys every month. It seems like drugs make LiLo a maneater. Controlled substances bring out the whore in all of us.

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Despite a New York Post report on Monday that a pregnant Nicole Richie was spotted smoking in New York twice over the past week, the reality star's rep says she's not even in the country!

Richie's rep tells Extra that accounts of Richie smoking are "irresponsible and untrue." And while columnist Cindy Adams claims Richie lit up outside New York restaurants DaSilvano and Nobu (with fiance and father-to-be Joel Madden, even), Richie and Madden are reportedly abroad and nowhere near New York.

I totally believe Nicole didn't light up. I just do. Not only would Joel whoop her ass, but Nicole was so happy while talking about her baby on Good Morning America, I doubt she would put her baby in harm's way. I mean, bitch is eating more than one meal a day, she's trying to do good now.

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Entourage's sexy hot Adrien Grenier got his Halloween on, attending some L.A. bash, but he's clearly trying to hide his weenie. No matter how big the peen, it doesn't wrap around like a cinnamon roll, even while in tight clothing. So, what you packin' Adrien?

Ryan Seacrest has been hittin' the club a lot recently, and the Gaycrest used his radio show to tattle on our beloved Brit Brit.

The mother of the year went to Hollywood club Les Deux on October 26th and call Britney what you wanna, but this girl knows how to flirt!

Ryan Seacrest was at Les Deux when Britney Spears mingled with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

"I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood. She had her sunglasses on. I said, 'Busy day, huh?' She kind of smiled and laughed and said, 'Yeah.' And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking."

"Lap dancing?" a co-host asked.

"I mean some would say," Seacrest said.

"She's on his lap," the co-host continued.

"Yeah," Seacrest replied.

Um, hmmm. Britney was probably really givin' it to Tony: workin' it out on his lap, rubbin' up on his crotch, dry humping like she would wit her Oompa Loopa bodyguard. But was she wearing her knickers?

Britney airs her crotch out almost everyday for the paps when she gets outta her car without any panties, I can only imagine what Gaycrest didn't see the trainwreck do with her meat for the night.

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I love Christina Ricci! That be my ho. It was so refreshing to see the talented actress showin' everyone what she workin' wit. How many females can rock a short 'do like she can and still look gorgeous? None other than Ms. Ricci and maybe Rihanna. She's killin' it!

Kevin Federline's girlfriend Nicole Narain gave an explosive interview to British tabloid, News of the World where she exposes the pop tart.

On Britney's mental state:

"Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can't allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I've shared her life and I know she's capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her."

On Britney's drinking:
"I'd see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.'"

On what led to the divorce:
"I only found out when I heard it as a news item on the radio. I felt she was just trying to teach me a lesson for telling her off about the breast-feeding incident. But when I called she kicked off another row and screamed, ‘You're nothing without me'."

On Britney's parenting:
"During the last few months I'd started picking her up on her parenting skills. She'd leave the kids near the pool unsupervised or drive around without belting them in. She always insisted what she was doing was right. There was no getting through to her."

On Britney's bi-curious pass at Nicole:
"I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way… I thought she was hoping to get me closer to her. When I told Kevin he nodded and said, ‘Knowing her, she probably was'."

Who does this skank think she is? She's suckin' on Britney's leftovers. Nuff said.

Who doesn't love sexy, big-titty chicks running around in little costumes?

LINKAGE!!! 

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Look Who's Delivering Girl Scout Cookies The Rad Report
Tom Cruise Is Looking A Bit Too Much Like Hitler. Just Missing The 'Stache Gabby Babble
Renee Zellweger Still Can't Figure Out How To Dress Bumpshack
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Kim Kardashian Makes Her Way Into Playboy Agent Bedhead

Mommy-to-be Nicole Richie. 3:30 p.m. Pony tail, black jeans, waistcoat. Exits DaSilvano with one young girl, one middle-age lady. On the sidewalk, after checking who's at which outdoor tables, she lights up. They jump into a waiting black Caddy Escalade, Nicole into the front seat. Still smoking.

Three days later, 7:30 p.m., Nobu. For somebody who doesn't eat, she sure frequents lots of restaurants. She's there with the baby in the bun's father. They leave. Outside she lights up again.

I'm not going to go into a rant about how bad smoking during pregnancy is and blah, blah, blah. We all know, so what's the point? I wanna know who the freak with no life is that was hanging out, waiting for Nicole to walk out to smoke a ciggy, and even recorded the time. People think I have no life?

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Dennis Rodman 

 

Paris Valtrex Hilton 

 

Paris' Ass... Just Because 

 

Steven Tyler & His Skanky Chick 

 

Rumer Willis 

 

Ashley Olsen 

So does this chick take sneakers to every concert she attends to get them autographed? If I was that chick I would have wanted to have my picture taken on his lap, but I would fart on his leg right before the pic was taken. Can you imagine the look he'd have on his face? I love Common but I love farting on people too. I know I'm a gross individual. ;)