October 2007 News Archive (Page 5)

A man was charged with petty theft after being caught on a surveillance camera taking jelly beans out of a bin and eating them before he got to the cash register.The 34-year-old Fort Walton Beach man was buying groceries at Albertson's when he stopped at a bin of candy and put an unspecified number of jelly beans in his mouth, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office report.

The store manager on duty told the deputy that he wanted charges brought against the suspect, who was also issued a trespass warning.

The jelly beans were priced at $6.99 a pound. The deputy estimated that the 10 jellybeans would have had a value of about $2.

A store manager contacted Thursday confirmed that the store has a "zero tolerance" policy against shoplifting.

Our tax dollars at work... Don't you just love it?

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Looks like it wasn't the hot item they originally thought it would be. The sock was up to over $1000 but the final winning bid only ended up being $585.00. Britney's fame is even losing its credibility on eBay, which is pretty sad. That thang probably stinks of nasty Birkenstock sandals and Fritos anyway.

Russell Crowe says in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly that Leo still hadn't had his virgin cherry popped by the time he was 17. I wanna meet the bitch who has the trophy on her mantle for being his first!

"You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 17 on 'The Quick and the Dead [1995],' " says Crowe. "He was a virgin, and he'd talk about that constantly. So I'm hoping we have some time so he can fill in what's happened in between, maybe show some photos, because I'm sure life's different now."

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Why does Renee always looks like she just took a big whiff of some nasty shit?

"I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but couldn't because of my pop star thing. So I said I couldn't sleep with her either because of the ugly thing."

She's never looked any better than just a half showered crack whore. Robbie's not exactly a chip off the beauty block, but he'd still be bang-able without 3 cases of beer... O.k. maybe just 2 cases of beer.

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"Due to the restructuring of the Playing for Good Foundation, the philanthropic trip to Rwanda that the foundation had previously planned with Paris Hilton has been postponed," the organization said Thursday in a statement.

"Paris has been a loyal and gracious supporter of Playing For Good but the foundation has to regrettably reschedule this trip. Playing for Good would like to thank Ms. Hilton for her generosity and her continued support of this initiative and is looking forward to rescheduling the trip with her at a later time."

They don't really get into detail on why they have to cancel her trip, do they? You know it's because she's already infected Rwanda with her herpes infestation without stepping foot on their ground. They just want to fumigate ahead of time to try and slow down the Hilton Herpes epidemic.

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As part of the Myspace Artist on Artist series, Owen Wilson is giving his first interview to director and friend Wes Anderson, which will be posted Friday at midnight.

Wilson has been mum about the night when cops were called to his home for what a police report labeled an "attempt suicide" in August. There is no word on whether Wilson will address his recent troubles.In September, at the Venice Film Festival, Anderson said that his friend was "doing well." He added: "When he's ready he's going to speak for himself much better than anyone else could. He has a very good way with words."

I hope Owen's making a full recovery, and gets back into making movies soon!

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Oh dear Geezus, say it is so!

Spencer Pratt started a rumor about Lauren Conrad having a sex tape, but apparently, the greasy-faced gopher got buckwild wit his buck teef on camera!

Spencer and a few of his friend recorded themselves while they were giving it to some Brazillian sluts.

Spencer showed the tape to a Hollywood video editor and repeatedly asked him to spruce it up â€" saying he might secretly release it into the marketplace while claiming it was "stolen."

If this leaks, should I post? I'm sure Spencer's hung like a crayon. The cocky ones are always tiny. One of those sex tape sluts better have used a strap on ... that would make the holidays so much better. Burn and distribute that footage as a stocking stuffer. :)

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LINKAGE

Pamela Anderson is addicted to cocaine? Her face says it all - CS
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi are breaking up? - EB
You HAVE to see this picture. Hilarious!! - SOW
Amy Winehouse having sex on stage. Rad Report has the best headlines. :) - Rad Report
Which preggers lady is having twins? - GB
Bend over and show me your cottage cheese - Holy Candy
Zac Efron loves ladies lingerie? - AB
She likes them big - ND
Kelly thinks Jessica Simpson is really hot - Daily Stab
America's Next Top Model recap. I didn't know that show was still on - IBBB
Weird. Psychology today says men with good health are stoic and don't smile, while women with good health do smile a lot - Bree Says
Mary J. Blige's new video, "Just Fine" - CityRag
Carrie Underwood's 'Carnival Ride' cd review - GTS
Diddy's new endorsement deal - BS
Too much plastic surgery? Carmen Electra - is that you? - Popbytes
These pictures are amazing. Too cute. - Allie
P. Diddy is still trying to get in J. Lo's panties - JN
Guess who's writing a tell-all book now? - BB
Headed to the View again. D-Lister - CRP