Tags: Random, WTF
A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small. Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.But the jury at Teesside Crown Court convicted the father-of-two, of Stockton, Teesside of seven counts of outraging public decency.
During the three-day trial the defendant told the court: “It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn’t want myself to be seen in public like that. My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average.”
He showed the jury photographs taken by his wife to prove his claims. But the jury convicted him of flashing in front of six different women over a number of years.
* Oh my gosh. I’m guessing he didn’t have an attorney? What kind of excuse is that, ‘my penis is tiny!’ His wife should file for divorce.
R.I.P. Evil Knievel (with video) – SOW
These celebrity pictures are crazy!! -CS
The Victoria Secret models are actually ugly? – RR
Jennifer Aniston keeps chipping away at her nose – CR
Kristen Bell’s boobs aren’t this big – WIMB
Poor Jennifer Love Hewitt is embarrassed people think she’s fat – ND
Britney Spears’ new offer to her fans – HC
Perfume for dogs! Ha. – AB
Who’s looking good again? – DS
Victoria Beckham is going nekkid – GB
Which couple bought out a sex shop? – BS
Natalie Portman’s NY Times screentest – PB
Project Runway’s Top 13 – GTS
A true genius at work: Kellie Pickler on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? – GL
Halle Berry’s new ad campaign – AIW
I don’t like the dress, but Shar Jackson is lookin’ hawt! – JN
I have no idea why she would put out a calendar, but I guess she has fans – CRP
My 14-year-old girl moment – IBBB
Britney Spears is addicted to hotels – BB
Tags: Kim Kardashian
Dumb attention whores need to learn their lesson.Kim Kardashian claimed that $50,000 worth of goods was jacked at the JFK Airport, but no police report was filed and the NYPD doesn’t believe Kim’s fakery.
Now the big booty ho may find herself in legal trouble. A Delta Airlines insider says several airline employees who were accompanying Kim and her crew at JFK are consulting with lawyers and considering suing the attention whore for telling people the alleged theft was an “inside job” committed by Delta.
Sue the bitch! Like yesterday.
Tags: Avril Lavigne, Paris Hilton, WTF
I have to call it what it is. You know Avril begged Paris to hang out.
Paris doesn’t need any more publicity, but Avril needs to sell tickets to her tour and that hasn’t been going so well. I think what I love most about Avril is that she always seems to hang out without her frying pan face husband, Deryck. She’s obviously so ashamed. I give them two more years tops.
There’s nothing like a small space to force a new bond. Paris Hilton and Avril Lavigne get cozy in the backseat of a car after partying at the grand opening of GOA, a new nightclub in Los Angeles, on Thursday night.
Tags: Cute, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise
I love it!
Katie Holmes definitely has a mini-me.
Oh, and Suri has pricey shoes.
Christian Louboutin has custom-designed a pair of shoes for tiny Suri Cruise, OK! magazine reports. The company had made a mold of the tot’s feet and hand-crafted a pair of bespoke shoes for her. “She’ll be the youngest client,” said a source.
Tags: Celebrity Breakups, Lindsay Lohan
Sources close to the couple say Lindsay dumped Riley shortly after the two returned to Los Angeles on Nov. 25 (following their holiday weekend on the East Coast ). “She made it pretty clear when they got home,” says our source. “It’s over.”
“It was fine when they were in Utah, just the two of them, but then they returned to L.A. and Lindsay was shooting a movie, photographers followed them everyone, she had meetings with this agent, that publicist, this director. His ego couldn’t take it.” And when the pair were back East together over Thanksgiving, Riley wouldn’t even get out of the car to go shopping with Lindsay because of all the photogs.
LiLo’s Friends Were Not Impressed: “They thought he was unsophisticated and told her she should have left him in Utah with his snowboard,” says the source. “He never paid. Yeah, we know Lindsay is the rich and famous one, but come on. Be the man once in a while! Pay for a round of Cokes. I mean, they weren’t even drinking alcohol, so how much could a round of Cokes be?”
That was the last straw. Sunday night, Lindsay told Riley she wanted a break.
What a loser! I would go into credit card debt if I was dating Lindsay just to keep the ho happy. Finally, she has seen the light. But Riley was probably good for her, kept her sober. I’m sure some drunken ass bitch stories will start leaking by next year. Hang in there Linds and don’t date the fugly and cheap!
Bisexual MTV skank Tila Tequila may actually be straight as an arrow. The gay-for-pay bikini babe stars in a “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila,” about her search for the perfect mate – male or female. But it’s “all a sham,” says a source close to the show.
“Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.” Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she’s single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, “who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . .
That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.” Tequila has also been acting like “a diva” and become a “nightmare to work with,” said the source. “She arrives late and doesn’t talk to any of the contestants between takes. She complains she has too much going on.”
* Yeah, no shocker to me. I saw Tila and her boyfriend holding hands and rubbin’ up on each other at a club not too long before MTV started shooting Tila Tequila’s show. But you didn’t hear that from me,
you read about it instead. And just in case her reps get pissed, I allegedly ran into Tila Tequila, ok.
Tags: Award Shows, Red Carpet, Heidi Montag
You don’t have to like Spencer or Heidi to admit that these two are obviously in love. Their relationship is the only real part of the show. Even people who go to the press and expose the fakery on “The Hills” always say Spencer and Heidi are in love. They went to the “Holiday Events Christmas Trees” lot yesterday afternoon to get their own tree.Yep, they call the paps, and I’m sure they’re posing around 90% of the time, but you have to get along with someone really well to always be sticking your lips on them every single place you go. They really look great together. Spencer would make a great elf, too. He could be used as a prop with Santa’s handwritten Christmas list written down on that fivehead of his.
Tags: Sad/ Tragic
The search for a missing college student who led a secret life as an Internet porn performer turned into a homicide case after her body was apparently found.
Authorities said the preliminary physical description of the body found Thursday about 50 miles east of El Dorado matches that of Emily Sander, who was last seen leaving a bar here a week ago with a man who stayed in a motel room where police found large quantities of blood.Investigators refused to give details about the state of the body or how it was found. Police Chief Tom Boren said the cause of death was not yet known. An autopsy was planned for Friday.
Sander’s case drew wide attention after it was revealed that she appeared on a popular adult Web site under the name Zoey Zane. In some photographs, she appears merely scantily clad in lingerie or cowgirl outfits. Other pictures, some of which require viewers to pay for, are more explicit, showing her nude, fondling herself and posing with other women.
The 18-year-old Butler Community College student was last seen Nov. 23 with Israel Mireles, 24. Authorities are looking for him and his 16-year-old pregnant girlfriend.
“She was probably the most independent girl I know,” said Nikki Watson, a close friend. “She was so anxious to get out on her own and make something of herself. She was ready to take on life.”
“She wanted to choreograph music videos. That is the only reason she did the Internet thing â€” to get a little exposure.”
* I try to stay away from non-celebrity stories because it’s hard enough keeping up with celebs, but I saw this story and I couldn’t not post it. So sad. If the suspect did murder Emily, his pregnant girlfriend better run for the hills and keep their baby away from him! Scary.