Stalking Causes Man's Death

LAFAYETTE, Ind. -- A man who tried to enter his ex-wife's home through a basement window got stuck and suffocated, police said.

John Matthys' body was found Sunday evening by a neighbor who was watching the house for his ex-wife.

Investigators believe Matthys, 56, became stuck while trying to enter the house feet first through a basement window.

"Basically he was too big to fit in the window," Tippecanoe County sheriff's Detective Sgt. Travis Dowell said. Matthys' body might have been stuck in the window for up to a day before it was discovered.

Matthys' ex-wife was not home when he became stuck in the window. Dowell said investigators had not determined whether a crime was being committed when Matthys tried to enter the home.

This is sad. Dumbass didn't know how to stalk properly. How big was this dude and why did he think he would slide through the basement window like butta? So strange. Suffocation sucks. No pun intended.

I kid. I kid. I wish the victim's family the best during this difficult time.

Indianapolis News

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