Mickey Rourke was arrested early this morning in Miami on his Vespa scooter, for driving under the influence. A scooter? When you've spent as much money as Mickey on plastic surgery, I guess that's all you can afford.

According to the police report, Rourke's eyes were bloodshot, his face flushed and his speech slurred as he told the officer: "What the f**k did I do?!" before saying, "I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much."

The 51-year-old was booked into the Miami-Dade Pre-trial Detention Center at 9:30 a.m. local time and is being held on $1,000 bond.

Rule #1 if you ever get pulled over after a drink or two - NEVER say "I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much". You're just asking for one of those fun little DUI tests!

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