Ashley Olsen Will Do Anything For Lance
November 14th, 2007 - Typed by Joy A
Lance Armstrong’s six-year-old daughter brought Ashley Olsen to school for show-and-tell.
Yes, daddy’s lady love Ashley Olsen was recently shown and told about at the young girl’s Texas school. “Celebrities do this all the time,” the source said.
There’s sumthin’ really weird about going to your boyfriend’s daughter’s school for show-and-tell. Something very weird. Ashley’s also reportedly living with Lance now, too. That. Was. Fast. And. Illogical. The Olsen twins are nuts.
They’re so tiny, I almost wanna buy a little anorexic Olsen doll for Christmas. My cousins could play, ‘count the ribs’ and ‘bend the bones’ with ‘em.
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Mr. Gyllenhaal says:
Lance is a pervert! He probably puts her on his lap and gives her a really good spanking when she is bad. I am talking about Ashley not his daughter!!