The Price of Dating a Prince
November 14th, 2007
Chelsy Davy dumped her royalty, Prince Harry, when she found sexy text messages on his phone.
“It started when Chelsy overheard Harry having a whispered conversation with a girl. Later she stole a look at his mobile while he wasn’t looking and found the text messages that really upset her.The argument deepened when Harry continued to go to the Rugby World Cup final – even though Chelsy knew that the girl in question would probably be there.”
So who’s the lucky girl who wants to ride, and probably already has?
I go back and forth. Sometimes I think Prince William is hotter, sometimes I think Prince Harry is hotter? If given the chance, I don’t know who I’d let screw me first. That’s after I already banged their brains out, though, of course.
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Mr. Gyllenhaal says:
HARRY IS HANDS DOWN HOTTER!!!! I WOULD RUB HIS FIRE BUSH ANY DAY!! I HEARD IT IS LUCKY TO PLUCK ON OF THOSE THINGS OUT ANYWAYS…WITH YOUR TEETH:)!!
Joy A says:
WTF? I must try this…
Oli says:
Tweezing has always been a mood killer for me, but I guess if pulling out a prince’s pubic hair is like rubbing a genie’s lamp, then I could get with it.
I feel sorry for the g/f, but no more then any g/f with a cheating boyfriend. They are all over the place, how else would we fund shows like Maury Povich and Jeremy Kyle?