Loser Makes Fake Website in Avril Lavigne’s Name
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Dear User,
I am Avril Lavigne and this is my personal message to get back at the scumbag above!
Maybe you have already heard that Perez Hilton wrote bad things about me on his online Blog.
I mean, he thinks in his own little world that he is the best and he makes everybody look silly on his Blog. But in reality he is the biggest stupid person I’ve ever seen! His insults have really hurt me so please help me to kick Perez in the ass with this website now!
If you want this to happen this is the place to make it happen!
Yes I want Perez to disappear and his silly page, too!
Perez hates Avril, I dig some of her songs and I don’t mind her. But I didn’t buy this for half a second. Avril’s neither this clever nor this dumb. If you go up against Perez, he will fight back 10x harder, making more posts about you.
Avril’s rep issued the following statement,
Thanks for visiting the funnest gossip blog online. See, I like you this much to send you a special message. Tell all your friends and co-workers cause this site will be huge one day.TORONTO - Avril Lavigne’s manager says the punky pop star is not behind an attack blog set up in her name.
McBride says he and Lavigne “do not engage in attacking people” and that they are focusing on her upcoming world tour.
Mr. Gyllenhaal says:
YOu know he is what he is. He has a site dedicated making fun of others and it is pretty damn funny! Now I love this site much much more but even if PEREZ is a total ass he is good at what he does!!
POTP IS THE BEST THOU!!!
JOY AND SNARKY KICK PEREZ HILTONS ASS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!
Joy A says:
Thank ya.
I would respect him more if he attacked everyone, ya know? But he clearly singles out people he wants to destroy.
Unlike Perez, Snarky and I are happy to have the weekends and holidays off. I will hand it to him, he does work very hard, but I wish he’d lay off certain celebs sometimes. Rotate! Be an equal opportunity asshole.