Brad Womack: The Bachelor After The Final Rose Episode Recap

I stayed in so I can see wtf Brad had to say for himself last night. As a female, we're all offended by his nonsense. It almost feels personal when a man can behave like such an ass and we're forced to accept it. You're not always able to hear why some people choose to break off a relationship, and, last night viewers thought they'd be given that opportunity. Not so much, or more like, not at all.

First of all, Brad Womack is an inarticulate mutherfucker. He's no longer "hot," he is beyond fugly at this point. When someone who can't put a sentence together without injecting "look you in the eye" into it somehow, you got problems.

Next, claiming that you didn't want to commit and proclaiming that you "have issues" is no excuse. That's something you should have thought about before you auditioned, and if you "have issues" you don't have to go to extremes to lead these poor women on.

It was obvious the host was completely disgusted with Brad. It was great when he asked him, "Don't you think that makes you look like a jerk?!" or something along those lines. It was so clever. It was the host's way of calling him a jerk indirectly. Nice. The host also kept asking Jenni if she lost respect for Brad. Nice again. That was also his way of calling him a a-hole without spelling it out.

Brad also repeatedly said, "I care so much about you" to both girls. He has a creative way of showing it! He also wanted to paint the picture that he's a great, innocent guy and what he did was actually commendable, saying, "I showed both of you the utmost respect by walking away." Um, hmm... yeah!

I was literally screaming at the television. I wanted to jump in the tube and slap Brad. The last straw for me was when he hugged DeAnna as she walked off and told her, "I'll miss you more than you'll ever know" to which she replied, "Please don't say that to me right now."

The host announced that Brad made ABC fly DeAnna's dad out for the proposal. Brad was going to propose to DeAnna, so what went wrong? He's a dumb motherfucker and he doesn't know a good thing when he sees one even if she's sitting next to him, crying on a couch.

Throughout her appearance, DeAnna cried and begged for another chance, saying she was hoping Brad would change his mind on the show last night. It's confusing. DeAnna is so gorgeous and Brad's not worthy of her or any other girl who doesn't just want to drop her panties but seeks a longterm commitment.

ABC brought out their 2 success story couples, Ryan and Trista and Mary and Chris (forgot his name) during the beginning and ending of the show. They were so desperate to prove to viewers that The Bachelor isn't trash. Too bad it is, and too bad so many women have had to get dumped on television. Breakups are hard enough.

Down with Brad! I don't want to see him do any press again ever. Next yo!