As if we don't already know enough about Britney's personal life, we get to find out plenty more and it's the good stuff, man! Turns out she's a kinky sex beast with whips, chains, furry handcuffs, mirrored ceilings, paddles and kinky outfits. Dayum! She could open her own sex shop with all that crap! Ewww, I bet she doesn't thoroughly clean them after use though cause she's just dirty like that. Ya know why? Because sources say her white couches have dog poo and diaper stains on them. Ewwwww! Oh well, on with the sex stuff!

"She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit," claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction."Britney is sexually obsessed," the source tells Star.

Perhaps K-Fed knows that; they did make two babies. But his legal team, which scours the tabloid media for new evidence of maternal incompetence, is possibly less familiar with the claim that Brit leaves some of her sex toys out in the living room.When â€" and if â€" she regains custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 14 months, Federline may not be tickled about them finding her ticklers.

According to the mag, her "new squeeze" is Michael Marchand, a Hollywood waiter and aspiring actor. But his mom insists that they're "just friends" who like "watching videos together and playing Scrabble."

I can't knock her for having sex toys, paddles, furry handcuffs, spare goats in the closet, kinky outfits and mirrored ceilings because who doesn't? Geesh, I just built an entire new edition on my home just for my kink den. Just remember Star mag. was the main source of the story so don't take it too seriously just yet! It's still some insane stuff though, huh?

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