Breaking: Britney Spears IS Pregnant?!!!

In Touch has posted "proof" of Britney Spears' pregnancy. Here's the transcript of In Touch magazine's text messages with music producer/sperminator, J.R. Rotem. IN TOUCH: They are saying Britney's pregnant and you're the father...

JR: It's true

IN TOUCH: OK, awesome. Do u think Britney will keep it? She's already talking about it to people

JR: No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable.

Take this story with a grain of wtf for now. I guess we all hope it's not true. Britney doesn't need one custody battle after the next, and you know baby daddys will always try to take away kids from this country ho until she learns to stop being a trainwreck.