November 2007 News Archive (Page 13)

84 Minutes

Lindsay Lohan checked in -- and out -- of the Lynwood Jail. The actress was arrested at 10:30 AM and checked out at 11:54 AM. That's just 84 minutes, two more minutes than Nicole Richie! The time served was related to her wild DUI escapades this past July, when she commandeered a car in Santa Monica and took three young men on a wild high-speed chase.

Lindsay was supposed to serve 24 hours. She got credit for serving 1 day, and has to do 10 days of community service.

Why are the cops even checking celebrities in at all if they're only going to keep them there for less than two hours? They must have cut some kind of deal with TMZ where they'll get paid for mugshots, and bad mugshots at that.

Lindsay should really lay off the fake tan. She pretty much has a mustache and her neck is like three shades lighter than her face. Then again, it could just be bad makeup. Her eyebrows need some work, too, but her eyeliner's not half bad ... I'm only concerned with the most important details.

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Kanye Cancels His Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Performance

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Kanye West has cancelled his scheduled performance at the "2007 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show," which is taping today, to mourn the loss of his mother Donda. Will. I. Am. will replace Kanye.

He should take all the time he needs. His real fans will always be here for him!

**Have a good evening everyone, I'll be back with ya tomorrow!**

Heidi Klum In Max Magazine

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Pretty On The Pole Side

David Gilmore's rendition of Paris' pole dancing she did the other night.

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He never misses the wonk-eye, that's for sure! Pretty On The Outside rocks!

Mid-Day Linkage & Link-Head!

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Time to shave that head again!

Will My Chemical Romance Make It Thru Their Tour? Bree Says
What's Up With Britney's Upper Lip? Holy Candy
I'd Bang Him Celebrity Smack
Who Says They Were Ready To Commit Suicide When Their Marriage Failed? Daily Stab
Time For Grumpy Old Bill & Ted Seriously? OMG! WTF?
According To Pam Anderson, Homeless People Don't Need Meat The Rad Report
So Are They Dating Or Not? Gabby Babble
Jessica Speaks Bumpshack
‘I Think I Love Booze' Evil Beet Gossip
Project Runway Fashion For You Girls Talkin Smack
Here's A Shocker - Pete Doherty Caught On Camera Doing Drugs.. Again Ninja Dude
Can You Define White Man's Overbite? Webster Is My Bitch
Paris Is Diggin' Britney's New CD Allie Is Wired

Shar's Babysitting Britney's Kids?

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Jackson, 31, has two children â€" Kori, 5, and Kaleb, 3 â€" with Federline, 29, and says that she watches Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, who are Federline's kids with Spears, 25.

"We definitely make sure the kids all bond together," Jackson told reporters Tuesday night at EA's Launch For The Need For Speed Game in L.A. "I mean, they're siblings, they need each other."

Jackson also stresses that she and Federline strive to keep their family closely knit, despite whatever differences she and he might have.

"We're not together or anything but we're definitely still a family unit," says Jackson."Honestly, we're like the best of friends. Obviously, the relationship didn't work out for a reason, and we're cool with that. But we're still a part of each other's lives. And our children get to see two people who aren't together but still have a great relationship, and I think that's really important."

WHAT?!? What kind of special love juice could K-Fed possibly have for his baby momma whom he left for a pop-tart, to come back and help him with the pop-tart's kids? Ugh, I feel sick now. :(

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Gwen Stefani's Music Video - Early Winter

Nicole Richie Actually Does A Good Deed?

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Nicole and Joel actually came up with a good idea!

Instead of guests bringing them gifts, the soon-to-be mom, 26, and the Good Charlotte rocker, 28, are asking pals to give cribs, strollers and stuffed animals to the new Richie Madden Children's Foundation, which supports mothers in need.Next month, their charity will also donate 100 Mom-to-Be kits to the Los Angeles Free Clinic!

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Move Bitch! Get Out The Way!

Britney ran over another pap-smear's foot after the usual hoard of photogs surrounded her car for their usual pic of her driving. It's not her fault they wanna stand so close to her car they could flop their dicks on the hood! I don't understand why the police can't do anything about this when they are around? Then again, it's not their job to babysit Brit cause she refuses to stay home for more than 4 hours at a time.

Santa's Charity Helper

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Ben Affleck stops to tell fellow Red Sox fan Santa Claus his wish list during Cartier's holiday event, which benefits children's charity The Art of Elysium, at the jeweler's Boutique in New York on Wednesday.

Ben has really grown on me in the past couple years. I thought he was a complete ass during his J.Lo days (go figure?!?), but he seems more down to earth since he knocked up Jenn Garner.

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