November 2007 News Archive (Page 24)

Employees at a Toronto adult video store claim Hollywood starlet Paris Hilton stormed into their establishment and demanded posters promoting her infamous sex tape be removed.

Hilton apparently entered the downtown store on Wednesday afternoon and threw a fit while disguised in a skeleton costume and mask, a store manager told CTV News on Friday.

The hotel heiress, who is in the city filming a movie, allegedly ordered employees to take down their "One Night in Paris" displays in the front window.

It's a little late to be upset about your porn video when you've been seen purchasing a copy for yourself. Get over yourself Paris, everyone including Canada has already seen your nasty naughty spot!

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A woman leaped from an 11-story Tokyo apartment Wednesday in an apparent suicide, striking and seriously injuring a passer-by, a news report said Wednesday.The unidentified woman, who appeared to be in her 30s or 40s, appeared to have jumped from the building onto a busy Tokyo street and was declared dead at the scene, Kyodo News agency reported.

She hit a 47-year-old male pedestrian who suffered a brain injury, the report said. The Tokyo Metropolitan Police said they could not immediately confirm the report.

Japan has one of the industrial world's highest suicide rates, with more than 32,000 people taking their own lives in 2006.

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This has all sorts of wrong written all over it. She doesn't even have a camel toe, it's more like a moose knuckle!

As sick as it may be, this is some funny ass shit!

Lance seemed to be able to keep his pie hole shut for a long time but now that he's come out he tends to let it all air out.

"People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes," he said. "No one talks about that though.""You know it was one of those crazy moments where you're with a friend and you're like 'Hey, wouldn't it be fun if we did this?' and that's all that happened. It's the Vegas thing to do."He said that his decision to swap vows was simply the means to an endâ€"that end being to snag some comp'd booze.

"In fact, the only reason we did it is because we wanted to get free drinks all night. And we didn't get one. We're like, 'We just got married!' They're like, 'Ah. Whatever.' "

Wasn't this back in his N'Sync days? He was making enough money to afford an ass-load of booze so I'm not really catching the whole 'got married for free drinks' bullshit.

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Paris Hilton has replaced former pal Lindsay Lohan as Las Vegas nightclub LAX's New Year's Eve good time girl - for a whopping $1 million. The socialite will end a tough year, which saw her spending time behind bars, and ring in 2008 with sister Nicky.

One insider tells In Touch, "Paris is receiving the biggest payday ever for a one-night appearance in Vegas. Nobody draws a crowd like she does."

Lohan was initially billed to host the LAX party, but she pulled out earlier this week citing post-rehab sobriety concerns.

You know why they release this information 2 months early don't you? So those going to the bash can get their Paris vaccinations ahead of time. Nobody wants to end up with the P.H. herpes strain.

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Joel Madden is that rare rock-star dad who is looking forward to taking a break from touring when Nicole Richie has their baby.

"Joel says he is exhausted from all the traveling for Good Charlotte, but wants to make sure the L.A. house is ready when Nicole gives birth," says a pal, who adds that Joel has been busily "babyproofing" the home.

"Joel, Benji [his twin] and their brother Josh have a clothing line called DCMA. The boys are screening tiny tees and onesies for the new baby. Joel has all kinds of ideas for baby clothes and he gets such a kick out of them when he sees how small they are!"

Awww! That gives me the warm fuzzies inside! Actually that's the pizza I ate last night ready to make its exit, but it's still super cute that he's stepping up early on baby proofing and hookin' the kid up with their own designer digs.

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Britney did a phone interview with our favorite closeted radio show and AI host Ryan Seacrest yesterday morning, to promote the 'Blackout' album. I really didn't think she would call due to being in the middle of a blackout?!? She just keeps surprising me I tell ya. ;)

How did Brit feel about the coverage of her nasty divorce and custody battle with Kevin?

"People say what they want and do what they do. It's sad how people ... how cruel our world can be. But at the end of the day you gotta to know in your heart that you are doing the best that you can."

Does she feels she's doing thebest with her kids?

"Oh god, yeah, yeah."

What's her fave track on her new album?

"I really like 'Heaven on Earth.' I think it's a cool track. It's kind of different from all the other songs."

How about that Romance she has going on with Tony Romo?

"Who?"

Surprised she said 'Who?' when Seacrest mention Romo? Nope, she was probably so trucked up the night they hung out she had no clue who he was! When was the world so cruel? When people called her out for driving with lil Sean P. on her lap? When she decided to show everyone her rotten cooch 3 times in a week and many more times since then? When she went a little loopy and shaved her head?

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On Oprah's show tomorrow she is cutting off the locks of Hilary Swank. Considering O's taking off 9 inches for the Pantene Beautiful Lengths charity, Hil's gonna end up with something close to a Posh 'do. It's super cool that Hilary is doing this for charity and I give big props to all the ladies who have grown their hair to great lengths to have it cut off and used for those who really need it!

"I've been growing it for the last six months to donate my hair," Swank says. "I've been taking a lot of vitamins and taking really good care of it, knowing that it would go to a woman in need."

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