November 2007 News Archive (Page 3)

In Touch has posted "proof" of Britney Spears' pregnancy. Here's the transcript of In Touch magazine's text messages with music producer/sperminator, J.R. Rotem. IN TOUCH: They are saying Britney's pregnant and you're the father...

JR: It's true

IN TOUCH: OK, awesome. Do u think Britney will keep it? She's already talking about it to people

JR: No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable.

Take this story with a grain of wtf for now. I guess we all hope it's not true. Britney doesn't need one custody battle after the next, and you know baby daddys will always try to take away kids from this country ho until she learns to stop being a trainwreck.

Ya gotta love a wonk-eye pic. It should be illegal for her to drive at night.

Paris Hilton was hired to do a photo layout for German Vanity Fair last week. Paris showed up 45 minutes late and insisted on sleeping in her car for 45 more minutes before walking in, carrying her dog, wearing her bathrobe and slippers.
She insisted on smoking pot ALL day and the homeowner had to request that she do it in the yard, NOT in the house. The bedroom that served as Paris's dressing room was covered with blankets to protect the carpet and bed.

"She was really in a daze and didn't communicate with anyone - not even the photographer who had worked with her before." When Paris left, the room she had used was a mess. The blankets were cast aside and there were blonde hair extensions all over the carpet, food spilled everywhere, rings on the tables, and her dog peed on the bed!

Who knew her dog was so thoughtful? Pissing on the bed to try and kill off germs for others.

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Okay, I officially want my very own Britney. She's like the friend who doesn't need to drink at any point ever. Bitch is just naturally nutty.

Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.

Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told her they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset."

Adds the source: "She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes."

At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with "Barely Legal' stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.

"The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."

Spears' tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"

Ya know, I've wanted to try on clothes in the middle of the store many many times but I wouldn't take off my drawers.

Have you no class? Will her children learn manners and common sense? Mommy doesn't have any. And enough with the wigs! No one cares what Britney's head looks like anymore... except for me. Bring back that buzzed look.

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I pretty much always have Mischa Barton's back. Like the Olsens, she fascinates me with her ability to find the fugliest clothes ever to walk out the house in. As far as anorexic looking trannies go, bitch is fierce! She has the game on lock.

Jennifer Love Hewitt's rep confirms that Hewitt, 29, and boyfriend, Scottish actor Ross McCall, 32, are engaged to be married."They got engaged last week," her rep tells Us. The couple is currently vacationing in Hawaii. Us has learned that the antique engagement ring has been in Ross' family for over 100 years.

Am I the only one who feels old reading that Jennifer Love Hewitt is 29 and she's gonna get hitched? My friends are getting married. All these celebs are knocked up. Make it stop. Make it stop!!

Congratulations, Jennifer. I'm sure she'll slim down for the wedding then plump up when she gets sperminated. Married bliss.

Just yesterday, Britney was scheduled to take the kids, but asked K-Fed if he'd trade days so she could shoot her music video during the day. We're told K-Fed refused and Brit was pissed. She ended up pulling an all-nighter, shooting from around 9:00 PM last night to 6:30 this morning.

Kevin Federline shouldn't make it harder for Britney to work to get paid the money he's fighting her for in court by trying to get custody. The blurb goes on to say that K-Fuck has accommodated Brit's schedule changes many times and he's over it now.

Er, that's not how doing a video shoot works. Britney can reschedule time with the boo boos but it's harder to get out of contracts and rent out locations to shoot. And she worked from 9 p.m. to 6:30 in the morning? Bitch can't even take drugs now to stay up. Heh.

Federsperm hasn't really worked since his pizza delivery or dancing days but he needs to get a clue.

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Tigers in a north China zoo that was too poor to properly feed them turned on each other, killing and eating one, zoo authorities said on Monday."There is no money. Of course (the incident) was caused by a lack of food,"a woman in the director's office at the Shenyang Bingchuan Wildlife Park told Reuters. The same zoo was shut down briefly last year due to a shortage of funds and lack of visitors, earlier media reports said. "We only receive 1,000 yuan (65 pounds) per month in government subsidies and the park is only able to generate another 1,000 yuan each month from the sale of tickets, which is the main source of income," the official said.In the incident, which happened on Sunday, four tigers got into a fight, killing one and devouring its innards.

What kind of frickin' zoo is this? If they can't afford to even feed the animals, how is this place even in business? PETA you better get on this shit!

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As he celebrates his Tuesday victory on Dancing With the Stars, Helio Castroneves has some sad news at home: He and his fiancée, business executive Aliette Vazquez, have called off their engagement. Her rep, Howard Bragman, released the following statement to TMZ.com:"This is a personal decision and I ask the media to respect the privacy of Miss Vazquez and her family. She has no plans to talk to the media, but reserves that right if she needs to clarify misinformation or defend her reputation."

The two â€" who had been together for more than six years â€" were engaged for one year. They had planned to wed in November.

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Rapper Birdman, real name Bryan Williams, was stopped by the po-po for almost running a tractor trailer off the road early Tuesday evening. Once the cop had a chance to search the vehicle he found smelled and found herbage, so at this point Birdman and his flock are all locked up.

Kingsport Police Cpl. Tim Horne said he stopped the vehicle Tuesday after seeing it force a tractor trailer into the emergency lane on Interstate 81. Horne said he could smell marijuana from inside the rented RV and located about a pound (450 grams) of marijuana in a trash can in the kitchenette after obtaining consent to search the vehicle.

Williams, 38, his wife Brittany, 18, and his brother, Ronald Williams, 43, were each charged with possession of more than 1/2 ounce (14 grams) of marijuana as were 13 others, several of whom are also affiliated with the rap industry and Cash Money Records, which was founded by Bryan and Ronald Williams.Among those arrested were road manager Shahid Muhammad, 40, Cash Money Records promoter Casey Collins, 42, and music promoter Ovide Antoine, 32, of Miami, Florida.

All 16 remained jailed late Tuesday night. It was not known if any of them had an attorney.

FREE BIRDMAN!!!

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Man I can never be right! I was just giving props to Linds for trying to stay in the sober light, rumors are now hitting that Lindsay's tippin' the glass. After a few drinks Monday night she was calling around for a place to crash.

After a late-night visit to the Beatrice Inn on Monday, says the source, Lohan was calling Manhattan pals for a place to stay. One friend received numerous voice messages around 4 a.m. But the first source says Lindsay's alcohol intake was in moderation. "For Lindsay, her real problem was drugs, not alcohol. In the past, it wasn't the drinking that was the problem - it was the heavy drug use," says the friend. "The drug use was way more intense than her party drinking. As long as she isn't doing drugs, she's okay."

Tuesday, Lindsay's spokeswoman assured us the actress was not consuming alcohol. "These so-called friends are making up things about her," she said.

Her problem may not have been alcohol but I can guarantee she's drinking to try and get some type of buzz on. She's gonna start getting hammered and puking outside of her car door in no time!

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