November 2007 News Archive (Page 4)

Jennifer Love Hewitt exposed her rolls on the beach.

Oooh, I'm not gonna touch this one. I'll leave it up to you to click on the pics for the Jennifer Love Hewitt large and in charge versions! I DARE YOU!

As if we don't already know enough about Britney's personal life, we get to find out plenty more and it's the good stuff, man! Turns out she's a kinky sex beast with whips, chains, furry handcuffs, mirrored ceilings, paddles and kinky outfits. Dayum! She could open her own sex shop with all that crap! Ewww, I bet she doesn't thoroughly clean them after use though cause she's just dirty like that. Ya know why? Because sources say her white couches have dog poo and diaper stains on them. Ewwwww! Oh well, on with the sex stuff!

"She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit," claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction."Britney is sexually obsessed," the source tells Star.

Perhaps K-Fed knows that; they did make two babies. But his legal team, which scours the tabloid media for new evidence of maternal incompetence, is possibly less familiar with the claim that Brit leaves some of her sex toys out in the living room.When â€" and if â€" she regains custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 14 months, Federline may not be tickled about them finding her ticklers.

According to the mag, her "new squeeze" is Michael Marchand, a Hollywood waiter and aspiring actor. But his mom insists that they're "just friends" who like "watching videos together and playing Scrabble."

I can't knock her for having sex toys, paddles, furry handcuffs, spare goats in the closet, kinky outfits and mirrored ceilings because who doesn't? Geesh, I just built an entire new edition on my home just for my kink den. Just remember Star mag. was the main source of the story so don't take it too seriously just yet! It's still some insane stuff though, huh?

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She looks fab in these pics but I'm not liking the jacket in the first one. It just comes off sorta 80's and too flashy, but she's look gorgeous in the 2nd photo! Anyway, in part of the interview in Marie Claire Christina talks about when she first realized she was knocked up while on tour.

Aguilera figures she got pregnant when Bratman was visiting her in Georgetown, during the U.S. leg of her ‘Back to Basics' tour… Only problem was she still had a month left on an eight-month world tour where she changes costumes at least 10 times during the show, hangs from a circus pinwheel, rides a carousel horse, plays a dominatrix, and wears major heels throughout:"I was paranoid. There are so many things that could go wrong â€" somebody could slip, somebody could fall, I could fall. There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show." So she wore a well-concealed heart monitor. She didn't want to broadcast the news. "I didn't want to make the audience uncomfortable, like, ‘Pregnant lady onstage! Is she going to be OK?' But I had to announce it to my band and my dancers, because I wanted to make sure they had my back."

She also spoke about Paris' announcement a few months ago at an MTV Video Awards party that she was pregnant even though she had never officially said anything.

"Because I hadn't said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that's not the case at all. I just wasn't commenting. I'm not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."

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Papa Joe is back on the hook-up train again and this time it was Tony Romo. Next thing you know he's going to be choreographing Jessica and Tony's sex romps and telling Tony how to knock his baby girl up. He's such a freak! At least I try to make him sound like one. :)

Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboy fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her - he even said on his Web site like a year ago that it was his dream to date her. Jessica has been in Nashville and Dallas recording her new country album. When Tony found out, he called Joe and said, 'I know she's not dating anyone right now, can I take her out for a drink at least?' Jessica said it was OK for Joe to give Tony her number and they hit it off. They've been dating for a couple of weeks now, and Jessica is so happy. She's been texting everyone about how great he is."

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I'm all about black and white photography and these pics are hot! The 1st and 4th are my faves..

 

 

 

 

In other Kanye news, Evel Knieval dropped his lawsuit on Kanye for Kanye's portrayal as 'Evel Kanyevel' in his music video for Touch The Sky.

Knievel sued West and his record company last year, after Kanye appeared in a music video for his song "Touch the Sky" dressed as "Evel Kanyevel" and jumped over a canyon on a motorcycle. West and his lawyers argued it was satire; Knievel called it "vulgar and offensive.""I thought he was a wonderful guy and quite a gentleman," Knievel said after a face-to-face meeting with Kanye. "I know he's had some tough times the past few weeks, and I hope things work out."

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While the writers' strike rages on, Grey's Anatomy hunk Patrick Dempsey stays in gear during a brisk ride through Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Put him in a clown suit for all I care, he's still humpable no matter what!

Brit and her dancers showed up to the shooting of her new music video for 'Piece Of Me' sportin' blond wigs and black trench coats.

"The paparazzi are following [Britney], so they're dressed alike to trick them. They all go into a club to get away. One [photographer] sneaks in, but Britney, in the end, discovers him."

If this shiz isn't done a certain way, it's going to just be retarded! Since her last video and song received less than rave reviews, she's nervous about doing this one.

"[Spears] is really freaked out about everything. She's just really nervous and feels like everyone might make fun of her again."

As long as she's doing more than dancing on a pole and barely moving her lips, it'll be an award winner! That Gimme More crap should've been shelved during editing

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I gotta tell ya that I didn't watch every episode of DWTS this season but just based on Monday nights dancing, I would have chosen Helio over Mel B also. Marie wasn't even in the competition. Helio and Julianne's Monday night were on point! This video is Helio & Julianne's free style dance from Monday and they seriously kicked ass!

Well congrats to Usher but I still don't trust this Tameka ho! I swear she's the female version of K-Fed. That bitch is gonna be filing the big 'D' papers and asking for half his earnings in a year or less!

"We are so happy and proud of our beautiful son," the couple said in a statement. "What a blessing!"Usher Raymond V was born in Atlanta, Ga. at 9:55 p.m., and weighed in at 7 lbs. 9 oz., according to the statement. A source tells PEOPLE that Usher was with his wife and new child Tuesday at an Atlanta hospital, and the family is expected to head home on Wednesday.

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A thrill-seeker killed himself by pulling a condom over his head to try to give himself a sexual high, an inquest has heard. Gary Ashbrook was discovered naked on his bed alongside three empty cans of nitrous oxide he used to blow up the contraceptive.The 31-year-old had been experimenting with the drug, also known as laughing gas, with friends he had met online, said housemate Michael Young, who found his body in May.

Mr Young told the inquest: 'He had been putting a condom on his head for two to three months. He learned this through some friends of his for sexual gratification.' The housemates spent the previous evening eating pizza and watching the Eurovision Song Contest on TV with friends at their home in Newhaven, East Sussex.

Friend Paul Beaton said: 'I knew he was into the sadomasochism bondage scene. I'm sure this was an accident.

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**Yeah, I totally forgot to tell y'all I'm blogging for Joy today and tomorrow. That sexy bitch will be blogging for me on Thursday and Friday! Have a good evening and I'll see ya tomorrow!**

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