November 2007 News Archive (Page 7)

I think these are the hottest photos I've seen in a long time! I'm ready to start a petition for these two to do a good porno. Can you imagine how awesome that would be!

ABC's "The Bachelor" series favorites, Byron Velvick and Mary Delgado, got into a bloody brawl.

In one of the best Bachelor season finale's Byron got down on one knee, gave marry a romantic speech and proposed to her in English and Spanish so that her family could understand what was going on.

Shortly after the sixth season finale, the two began to shack up. They've been together for three years and now I finally know why they haven't gotten married yet - Mary's crazy.

According to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Department, Mary Delgado punched Byron, causing his upper lip to bleed. She was arrested in Tampa, Florida for alleged domestic battery. The incident occurred Wednesday just after midnight. Cops say alcohol was a factor.

This is pretty impressive. Mary looks like she's 5'3 and 115, and Byron looks like he's 6'2 and 220. Does she bench press? This bitch has some balls, at least someone in the relationship does.

Joe Francis is revealing what went down in a Panama City, Florida jail.

Francis told Page Six, "I fear for my life if I have to go back there [Florida]. These are scary people down there. If I get sent back, they will retaliate. They killed that kid . . . I think I would have been dead or I'd be drooling in a cup."

He said guards at the Florida jail, in addition to not giving him toilet paper or meals, forced him to wear ankle shackles that cut his skin and made him bleed in the shower.

"They treated me like I was a terrorist.They'd put my food just out of reach and laugh with each other, 'Oh, I guess Joe wasn't hungry today.' "

He also said he was "tortured" in Oklahoma's Grady County Jail, where he stayed for three weeks while being transferred to a prison in Nevada. He claims guards threatened to strap him naked to a chair for 48 hours and refused to give him a blanket.

Francis is awaiting trial in Reno for federal tax evasion. In Florida, he faces charges for using minors in a sexual performance when two girls, then 17, were videotaped by his company in 2003 in a motel shower. It was later revealed the girls lied about their age.

Homie needs to write a book!

On a serious note, abuse isn't cute, and unless you committed some heinous crime, you shouldn't be tortured and abused by anyone. He should face consequences for tax evasion but Joe Joe shouldn't be imprisoned when these underage attention whore sluts lied about their age. Release the infamous man whore! Sluts forever.

Daddy Dude's new haircut.

Travis Barker is arguably the best damn drummer around. Hot.

Hulk Hogan's wife files for divorce
Miley Cyrus turns 15, celebrates at sold-out concert in Nashville
InTouch magazine's 'is Tom Cruise heterosexual?' investigation
NeYo has been dropped from R. Kelly's tour
In case you didn't know, Timbaland's getting hitched and he's a baby daddy
As far as Britney mega hits go, Britney Spears' new album, Blackout is bombing on the charts. She's not promoting. Does she care? Probably not.
Alicia Keys' new album, As I Am sold 742,000 copies, earning her the #1 spot
Britney Spears has a new bed buddy

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Thanks Cody!!

I'm off. Gotta hit the road to get to my parents' house. I'm cooking for 12 people!!! I am SO excited. Thanksgiving's gonna be so much fun.

I'm very, extremely, really thankful for each of you visitors. We'll be back on Monday. :)

Happy Turkey Day!!

In a heroic bid to save America from Britney Spears' flash-y "commando" attacks, an anonymous fan mailed the knickers-challenged star a package containing 365 pairs of panties â€" one pair for every day of the year, along with an unsigned note noting that sexy undies are a girl's best friend because they leave a li'l something to the imagination.

How many of you ladies have left the house without wearing underwear? Be honest. I leave the house without wearing underwear or a bra, and my boobs are too big for that, but it's liberating! Haha.

It would be great if Britney never left her house without wearing underwear again, but it would be even better if people stopped scolding her for what many of us do every single friggin' day. People talk about her vag more than her weaves and that's just wrong.

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Eddie Murphy refuses to meet his daughter with Mel B.

Murphy has reportedly told his legal team he has no interest in ever meeting his daughter. A source told The Sun, "Mel was furious. She had been planning to take Angel to the courthouse to meet her dad for the first time."

Considering that Eddie didn't even want to acknowledge he was the father and postponed on taking a DNA test, this is not entirely surprising. Not only is he a shameless jerk, but I wonder if he's not over Mel B. I think she was the best thing to happen to him. She's so gorgeous and fun! Tracey Edmonds has nothing on her. You can tell that bitch is a prude in bed.

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DAYUM!!!!

Putting his legal troubles behind him, a scruffy Shia LeBeouf gets back to work on his new movie Eagle Eye, filming in Long Beach, Calif., on Monday.

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