November 2007 News Archive (Page 9)

Very cute!

Nicole looks beautiful and happy and it looks like everyone had a great time! Pop it like it's hot, Nicole. She's gonna make a great mom and Joel is a sweetheart. Can't wait.

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Miley Cyrus sang "All I want for Christmas is you" at Disneyland on Sunday for Disney's Christmas special, airing on Christmas morning ... but it's just SO strange that Miley looks twice her age!

What is going on? It's just wrong. How old does she look in that picture?!! Answer: eligible for botox injections within the next 10 years.

* I know Lauren Conrad has Claymates, but I'd love to hear some vicious attacks from Miley Cyrus fans. Bring on your generic insults. I'm ready, baby. You know my email address. You can reach me anytime. Haha.

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How did she do those splits?!!

Perfection.

Dear User,

I am Avril Lavigne and this is my personal message to get back at the scumbag above!

Maybe you have already heard that Perez Hilton wrote bad things about me on his online Blog.

I mean, he thinks in his own little world that he is the best and he makes everybody look silly on his Blog. But in reality he is the biggest stupid person I've ever seen! His insults have really hurt me so please help me to kick Perez in the ass with this website now!

If you want this to happen this is the place to make it happen!

Yes I want Perez to disappear and his silly page, too!

Perez hates Avril, I dig some of her songs and I don't mind her. But I didn't buy this for half a second. Avril's neither this clever nor this dumb. If you go up against Perez, he will fight back 10x harder, making more posts about you.

Avril's rep issued the following statement,

TORONTO - Avril Lavigne's manager says the punky pop star is not behind an attack blog set up in her name.

McBride says he and Lavigne "do not engage in attacking people" and that they are focusing on her upcoming world tour.

fake site: perezlavigne.com

Michael Vick is locked up.

Michael Vick has surrendered to U.S. Marshals on Monday to begin serving time on his criminal sentence for his part in a dogfighting operation. However, Michael Vick will not even learn what his jail sentence is in relation to his dogfighting conspiracy charge until December.

He was transported from the U.S. Courthouse in downtown Richmond, Virginia over to Northern Neck Regional Jail in Warsaw. Fox News quoted an order filed in U.S. District Court, which read, "This matter is before the Court after Defendant Michael Vick has indicated his desire to voluntarily enter custody prior to his sentencing hearing. It appearing appropriate to do so, the U.S. Marshal is ordered to take custody of the Defendant immediately upon his surrender."

Michael Vick is expected to face a 12-to-18 month sentence for his crimes, he could be sentenced to up to 5 years in prison. In August, Michael Vick pleaded guilty to being a part of a dogfighting operation in Surry County, Virginia, known as Bad News Kennelz. During his confession, Michael Vick acknowledged that he had financed the operation starting in 2001, all the way up to this past spring. The plea agreement also had Michael Vick admit that he had been involved in the "victimization and killing of pit bull dogs."

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John Mayer wrote a blog and he gave a shoutout to Justin Timberlake and Sara Bareilles - an artist whose shows I've been going to since 2004, then she finally got signed to SonyBMG, Epic!

Lovestoned/I Think She Knows (Interlude) - Justin Timberlake - Not so much for the "Lovestoned" part, but for the 45 seconds of ultimate sonic bliss that is "I Think She Knows. It's JT's breakthrough moment as an artist; a novel mix of Coldplay guitar lines, hip hop beats and a vocal approach somewhere in between. When that track comes on I spend the first 3:30 preparing for the awesomeness to come. Then I yell at the speakers, "Make this 4 minutes long and put it on the next disc!"Love Song - Sara Bareilles - What a chorus. What a chorus!!! This one is gonna go far. The lyrics, the cadence, the melody and the chords all stack up and KILL it. The whole song is great, but it's all about the chorus. Not enough songs like this. Verses make tension, chorus brings release...

Sara Bareilles' demo album is actually SOOOO much better than her studio release, Little Voice. SonyBMG tried to package her into some Norah Jones spinoff and it's a damn shame. Sara struggled to get them to listen to her in the studio and it's obvious she didn't really win.

Anyway, Sara is fierce! As far as the tracks on her myspace goes, I recommend "Gravity" and "Love Song" but one of her funnest, best songs is "Vegas."

Luv ya, Sara!

Looks good!

I love me some Scar Jo and I love me some Nat Portman... I'm all over this shite.

The Other Boleyn Girl doesn't hit theaters til 2/29

Here they go again with the Britney Spears nonsense!!

Britney Spears made a name for herself as a happy, wholesome pop star who was saving herself for marriage.

But lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, tells Us Weekly in its new cover story that the "virgin" image Spears portrayed was, in his words, a "PR blitz." In fact, Us reports in its new issue that Spears lost her virginity at 14 to boyfriend Reg Jones, and that she and Justin Timberlake were intimate from the beginning.

Doesn't Britney have the right to have sex at whatever age she wants to? It's good that she lied about being a virgin for the years that she did. She was a role model, a fraud, but a role model none the less. I'm sure some Britney fans may have kept their cherries in tact, like, an hour longer thinking that their idol was also a virgin. Besides, who cares? Not much of a shocker. JT isn't the type of dude who would hold out for sex. Please.

* How cute is Britney on that cover? SO cute!

OH. MY. GAWD.Last night the bachelor, Brad Womack went to a Rodeo Drive jeweler, picked out a nice shiny diamond engagement ring, then he sent the first girl, Jenni, home. It was teary. Sad. Whatever.

Then DeAnna comes out and he begins by telling her how great she is. He then tells DeAnna that he sent Jenni home. DeAnna gets real happy and smiles. Then Brad begins to tug at his tie and he walks off the podium. After a while he returns, places DeAnna's hands in his and tells her he can't say he loves her because he doesn't and he's not going to choose her.

UM ... you say what?!!!! As he was giving her the 'I'm so sorry it's over' speech, my mouth was open, my eyebrows were creased, I even started to tear up.

I want a refund. I've been bitchier than usual recently and I wanted my fucking fairytale bullshit. ABC, you've robbed us all! There will be a season 12 of The Bachelor, they kept promoting the next season throughout season 11, which leads me to believe that ABC is lovin' this shit.

The producers didn't want Brad to pick a ho so that it can build suspense and make viewers wanna tune into the season finale in the future. It's also pretty clear that Brad thinks he's perfect and he was just too good for the broads he had to choose from.

Whatever the case, it sucks for the women involved. They're being played and exploited and it's just so much fun to watch. I'm boycotting this show, though. Over it. But I'm not over Brad. He's hawt. I feel so guilty saying that. Jerks are hot. It's like the law of physics or something. Pretend that makes sense. You can even close your eyes if you have to and forget you read that. Whatever works.

During his concert in Belgium on Sunday, Kanye said "fuck the media!" and explained why he's touring so soon after his mother's death. He also mentions how folks he hasn't spoken to in three years have been calling him up and giving lame advice. Kanye's finding strength through his performances. Go head now. You can't get any more fierce than that.