November 2007 News Archive (Page 9)

John Mayer wrote a blog and he gave a shoutout to Justin Timberlake and Sara Bareilles - an artist whose shows I've been going to since 2004, then she finally got signed to SonyBMG, Epic!

Lovestoned/I Think She Knows (Interlude) - Justin Timberlake - Not so much for the "Lovestoned" part, but for the 45 seconds of ultimate sonic bliss that is "I Think She Knows. It's JT's breakthrough moment as an artist; a novel mix of Coldplay guitar lines, hip hop beats and a vocal approach somewhere in between. When that track comes on I spend the first 3:30 preparing for the awesomeness to come. Then I yell at the speakers, "Make this 4 minutes long and put it on the next disc!"Love Song - Sara Bareilles - What a chorus. What a chorus!!! This one is gonna go far. The lyrics, the cadence, the melody and the chords all stack up and KILL it. The whole song is great, but it's all about the chorus. Not enough songs like this. Verses make tension, chorus brings release...

Sara Bareilles' demo album is actually SOOOO much better than her studio release, Little Voice. SonyBMG tried to package her into some Norah Jones spinoff and it's a damn shame. Sara struggled to get them to listen to her in the studio and it's obvious she didn't really win.

Anyway, Sara is fierce! As far as the tracks on her myspace goes, I recommend "Gravity" and "Love Song" but one of her funnest, best songs is "Vegas."

Luv ya, Sara!

Looks good!

I love me some Scar Jo and I love me some Nat Portman... I'm all over this shite.

The Other Boleyn Girl doesn't hit theaters til 2/29

Here they go again with the Britney Spears nonsense!!

Britney Spears made a name for herself as a happy, wholesome pop star who was saving herself for marriage.

But lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, tells Us Weekly in its new cover story that the "virgin" image Spears portrayed was, in his words, a "PR blitz." In fact, Us reports in its new issue that Spears lost her virginity at 14 to boyfriend Reg Jones, and that she and Justin Timberlake were intimate from the beginning.

Doesn't Britney have the right to have sex at whatever age she wants to? It's good that she lied about being a virgin for the years that she did. She was a role model, a fraud, but a role model none the less. I'm sure some Britney fans may have kept their cherries in tact, like, an hour longer thinking that their idol was also a virgin. Besides, who cares? Not much of a shocker. JT isn't the type of dude who would hold out for sex. Please.

* How cute is Britney on that cover? SO cute!

OH. MY. GAWD.Last night the bachelor, Brad Womack went to a Rodeo Drive jeweler, picked out a nice shiny diamond engagement ring, then he sent the first girl, Jenni, home. It was teary. Sad. Whatever.

Then DeAnna comes out and he begins by telling her how great she is. He then tells DeAnna that he sent Jenni home. DeAnna gets real happy and smiles. Then Brad begins to tug at his tie and he walks off the podium. After a while he returns, places DeAnna's hands in his and tells her he can't say he loves her because he doesn't and he's not going to choose her.

UM ... you say what?!!!! As he was giving her the 'I'm so sorry it's over' speech, my mouth was open, my eyebrows were creased, I even started to tear up.

I want a refund. I've been bitchier than usual recently and I wanted my fucking fairytale bullshit. ABC, you've robbed us all! There will be a season 12 of The Bachelor, they kept promoting the next season throughout season 11, which leads me to believe that ABC is lovin' this shit.

The producers didn't want Brad to pick a ho so that it can build suspense and make viewers wanna tune into the season finale in the future. It's also pretty clear that Brad thinks he's perfect and he was just too good for the broads he had to choose from.

Whatever the case, it sucks for the women involved. They're being played and exploited and it's just so much fun to watch. I'm boycotting this show, though. Over it. But I'm not over Brad. He's hawt. I feel so guilty saying that. Jerks are hot. It's like the law of physics or something. Pretend that makes sense. You can even close your eyes if you have to and forget you read that. Whatever works.

During his concert in Belgium on Sunday, Kanye said "fuck the media!" and explained why he's touring so soon after his mother's death. He also mentions how folks he hasn't spoken to in three years have been calling him up and giving lame advice. Kanye's finding strength through his performances. Go head now. You can't get any more fierce than that.

Mary-Kate Olsen has been hospitalized with a kidney infection. The bony ass bitch entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday.

Her mouthpiece Nicole Caruso said, "She's resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so."

Will somebody feed her during "the next day or so" that she's in there? High calorie meals yo.

Britney Spears has hired a private investigation company to dig up dirt on Daddy Dude. One source said during their 2-year marriage Britney witnessed K-Fed smoking pot and drinking beer around the kids. Britney hopes investigators will come back with good shit so she can switch it up in their custody battle.

Investigators need to begin by performing DNA tests on a few hundred newborns in hospitals across L.A. Then K-Fuck needs to be drug tested just like Brit Brit.

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In a column on The Huffington Post Sunday, Spelling cited a November 16 Los Angeles Times article about Spears driving over the feet of a sheriff's deputy and two photographers."Enough. It's time to leave this girl alone," she wrote. "She didn't run over the feet of the two paparazzi or one sheriff's deputy on purpose. I've seen 'breaking news' of her driving on many networks, and I don't think her aim is that good."

When it comes to Spears coverage, Spelling said, "Feet must not count. We've already learned they are just misdemeanors. Fortunately, the foot faults do not seem [to] have resulted in any injuries to the three victims."

But she warned, "that can't be the case for Spears, though, or her children whose terrified faces we see each time the paparazzi invade her car to get new photos.

"Three feet is enough," she continued. "We all know that something terrible is destined to happen to Spears, her kids, one of the photographers or innocent bystanders if she isn't given a few feet of space and privacy. How about a time out?"

Hey Candy, how about you keep working on your relationship with your daughter Tori rather than talk to the Huffington Post about Britney? You say to give Britney a break, how about she give the pap-smears a break? I'd like someone to hold her for ransom just so her weave isn't exposed to any cameras for a few days!

**Last post of the day you sexy bitches! Have a good night!**

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Nicole Richie celebrated her pregnancy with a Wizard of Oz-themed baby shower at the Beverly Hills Hotel Sunday. It was hosted by her mother, Brenda, her sister, Sophia, and her long time pals, Paris Hilton and Masha Gordon."The shower was really cute," Hilton told Us. "We had a Wizard of Oz cake."

The 90 guests â€" including Lauren Conrad, celeb DJ Samantha Ronson and Aussie singer Sophie Monk (Benji Madden's fiancée ) â€" noshed on "little burgers and pasta," Hilton added.

The bash ended around 4 p.m.

"The shower was great," Conrad told Us. "It was really cute."

Word on the street is that Nicole and Joel are working on selling the baby shower photos to the highest bidder. Why? You're suppose to do that with the first baby photos. Does anyone think the baby shower is THAT important? Yeah, you know if the photos come out we'll post 'em. I'll stop foolin. :)

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore make a handy appearance at the opening of the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on Sunday. Moore, along with ex Bruce Willis, was one of the restaurant chain's original financial backers.

Even though I think he's retarded for marrying a middle aged hag, they do look good together.

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