This One Is Blatantly Obvious

Which oily celebrity hanger-on, who has been through rehab, is telling friends he's found a new way to pace himself when he's doing drugs? The bicoastal bum says for every line of coke he snorts he smokes 10 cigarettes.

Now that's a healthy lifestyle! He needs to find a drug that will soak up some of that grease off his forehead!

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