'Crowned: The Mother Of All Pageants' Starts Tonight!

I'm hoping I get a chance to watch this tonight cause I've got a feeling it's going to be pretty good. You know these mother/daughter teams are gonna all end up on their period at the same time and have a huge cat fight. The daughters will start yelling at their moms calling them wrinkled old bitches while the mothers scream back that their daughters are just spoiled brats. They'll start crying, telling each other how sorry they are and how this competition has just been so hard on them, blah, blah, blah. That's the stuff that makes good reality t.v.. ;)