It's A Bird! It's A Plane! No, It's Poop!

Some people in Lisle have a nasty clean-up job on their hands after apparent airplane waste made an unscheduled landing on their homes and in their yards. What might have been a surprise from the sky hit houses on Arborview Drive. "Numerous splotches of brown and yellow colored liquid, it was like three or four lots wide," said Lisle resident Mark Sickinger.

"It didn't take long for at least six homeowners here to conclude the substance was human waste, scattered across their lawns, and even their rooftops. They called police, but did not suspect it was the work of vandals. "This is a flight pattern for O'Hare and a lot of times there's planes flying overhead," Sickinger said. "I figured it was from a low-flying airplane." Everyone had the same suspicion. Some even took pictures of the scattered mess. An FAA spokesperson said while the agency is investigating, they are not ready to say whether or not this deposit was made by a plane.

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