Tony Parker Says He Hasn’t Cheated On Eva Longoria…

Yet.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are standing by their marriage as rumors of infidelity by the NBA star hit Internet gossip sites Wednesday.”I love my wife,” Parker said in a statement to PEOPLE. “She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.” Longoria, who took Parker’s name this year after their July nuptials, added, “Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband.”

Earlier, Longoria’s rep Liza Anderson had called the allegations “completely, 100 percent false and untrue.”

There’s nothing I love more than female sluts who rat out male sluts. They make male cheaters everywhere get nervous. The only way to stop a man from cheating is humiliation. It almost sounds smart for female celebs to get some slut to go to the media and say she wanked with yo man just to get him skurred… just felt like saying ‘wank.’

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