Sugar Daddy Panties?
Suggestive pink Santa panties targeting young girls are being removed from Wal-Mart stores after parents objected to the offensive undergarments. The panties, which were sold in the juniors department, seemed to suggest that girls don’t need money, they just need a sugar daddy — in this case Santa Claus.
The hipster briefs — carrying the slogan “Who needs credit cards …” on the front and “When you have Santa” on the derriere — caused an uproar among parents, who called for the $2.96 drawers to be pulled off the racks.
“We have directed our stores to remove this merchandise from our shelves,” Linda Brown Blakely, a spokeswoman for Wal-Mart, told FOXNews.com Wednesday.
“There’s nothing quite like telling adolescent girls that they don’t need to worry about finances since they have their very own moneypot between their legs,” Jessica Valenti, the executive editor of Feministing.com, wrote on the panty blog post.
* Get the eff over it. These are cute panties. I wish I had a pair when I was 13. I may have learned a thing or two earlier. As I get older, it’s becoming more difficult to find a sugar daddy. And before I know it I’ll be done with school, making it really hard to fulfill the I-banged-my-teacher-for-an-A fantasy I’ve had for years. Be a ho while you can. Life is short … I sound like Howard Stern.
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