It's just been making out after making out after hook up after hookup with Lance Armstrong, the dude from Brothers and Sisters, Stavros Niachos ... These bitches are whores! I like 'em.

Some of my friends headed to Beatrice Inn, where they spotted Mary-Kate Olsen keeping warm in the arms of Nate Lowman. She was wearing her signature gobs of jewelry while making out with him on a banquette.

For those who aren't familiar with Lowman, he's an NYU graduate whose work is currently on view at the New Museum's "Unmonumental" exhibition. He's 28, with pallid tortured-artist good looks and a penchant for flannel shirts.Supposedly, it's not the first time the pair have hooked up.

W magazine