Daddy Dude is On The Market and Britney Wants Kids Drug Tested

Daddy Dude is now available to sperminate you on your first date. K-Fed broke up with his girlfriend of three months, Colin Farell's sextape buddy, Nicole Narin.

Plus, Britney thinks she's got herself a plan.

The troubled pop star has reportedly accused Kevin Federline of smoking pot around the couple's sons - to counter claims she boozes in front of the kids."Britney believes Kevin's been smoking pot in front of the kids. She says she can smell it in the boys' hair and on their clothes when she has her visitation with them."

The source adds, "She's asked the court-appointed monitor and her lawyers if they can prove the kids have been exposed to environments in which drugs have been taken."

This idea must have come from Sean Preston because Britney's reps don't seem to be fighting, or defending her successfully whatsoever. Kevin's been going through this whole trial without drug tests, without a court appointed monitor and without the paps.

Whatever, Britney. You'll probably smoke pot in front of the kids yourself, claim it's K-Fed, then fail your drug test by testing positive for marijuana.

ABC