Lindsay pulling up her dress and flashing her fire.When asked what she thought of the news that Jamie Lynn Spears and her boyfriend will soon be parents,

Lindsay Lohan spoke bluntly, telling OK!, "Not much," before asking, "Why do people think it's such a big deal?"

Translation: Um, there's this thing called abortion and birth control. I'd be lost without it. Why is Jamie still knocked up?... I miss the paparazzi.