Oh Sh*t

Paris has been hit with the ugly stick. The wonk, the powder foundation, the uneven extensions, she looks like a zombie hooker.

Pizza boy/model, get out while you can. Alex Vaggo is so hot. I just wanna paint or sculpt him even though I have no talent. It's a good excuse to get him nude. 'You can put my work in your portfolio, honey. Free of charge.'

Paris Hilton and her sometime boyfriend Alex Vaggo make sure they're color coordinated for an evening out Thursday at Goa nightclub in Hollywood.

source