Up To Speed: what happened over the break

Grey's Anatomy's Katherine Heigl gets married
Jessica Simpson's movie Blonde Ambition BOMBS beyond the definition of a typical Hollywood flop
Lindsay Lohan's fugly ex-boyfriend says Lindsay is a sex addict. SHOCKER!!!! Snooze.
Britney Spears first husband, Jason Alexander, says it's good Casey knocked up Jamie Lynn.
Michelle Rodriguez begins serving six month jail sentence for probation violation
Amy Winehouse banned from physical visits in jail, can only visit her husband Blake behind glass screen