December 2007 News Archive (Page 10)

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Considering how much I love football, it's pretty insulting that Jessica Simpson's dating Dallas Cowboys' Tony Romo and she looks like she doesn't know what the hell's going on!
Jess went to Tony's game on Sunday night where Tony apparently sucked ass with Jess on the sidelines. It was like his worst game ever.

Her new boyfriend struggled all game, throwing three interceptions and fumbling the ball twice as his heavily favored Cowboys lost to the Philadelphia Eagles 10-6. At one point, the network even showed a montage of Simpson, 27, spliced with shots of Romo's bad throws. As commentator Joe Buck noted, "It's never easy to play in front of your girlfriend."

That seems especially true for Romo. The 27-year-old Pro-Bowler ended the game with a quarterback rating of just 22.2 â€" that's the worst ever in his entire career. Romo was heckled outside the arena last night by a female fan who shouted, "Worry about the game, not your girlfriend!"

Jessica stay home, please! She looks so confused while Papa Joe is really into this shit. Papa Joe leaked a rumor to TMZ way back when that Tony and Jess were together so he could score some free Dallas Cowboys tickets. I'm happy for Papa Joe and sorry for Tony. Keep your ho at home.

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The owner of a Burger King franchise says there's no merit to a man's claim that he bit into an unwrapped condom while eating a sandwich he bought there.

Van Hartless, 24, of Fair Haven, claims in a lawsuit that he bought a Southwestern Whopper at the restaurant in Rutland on June 18 and made the discovery when he got home and started eating it. The suit, filed last month, seeks damages for pain and suffering, emotional duress and medical expenses. Alfred Burns, a sanitarian supervisor said investigators couldn't rule out the possibility that someone had placed a condom in the sandwich.

Hartless, a student at Green Mountain College in Poultney, said he kept the sandwich and the condom as evidence. "It was never my intention to file a lawsuit in the first place," he said. "I just wanted the assurance that they would pay my medical bills if something happened to me."

I dunno what happened, but some Burger King manager can't confirm for sure that no one put a condom in a burger unless he's a walking surveillance camera himself. Putting a condom in a burger sounds exactly like something a fast food employee would do as a prank. So gross.

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Happy Friday everyone! My school semester officially ended yesterday. Thank you again Snarky for doing an amazing job!!!! As Snarky said, I'll be holdin' it down until January, with the exception of the Christmas and New Year's holidays... Enjoy your weekend, I'm off to get ready to partake in various forms of debauchery.

<3

Joy A

You can't say Paris Hilton doesn't work. Her pussy is on overtime, with no paid vacations, only slowing down for piss breaks before opening up for business again. Paris has an equal opportunity vag, too. Any white dude with a cock and a pulse need not apply. She will find you first. Her latest victim is some model named, Julian. Her crotch is in Germany right now, making the most out of the trip.I wonder what Paris talks about... 'Like, yeah. I totally agree with you. So true... okay, so... I like my dress."

I can't wait to see The Great Debaters!! It looks so inspiring.

I love the flat ironed bangs look, if Jen had her hair down, too, with a flat ironed hairdo she would look even hotter. :)

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American Idol producer, Nigel Lythgoe, on having Britney Spears appear on the new season of Idol:

"I would have had Britney Spears last year when I thought she was trying to get it all back together again. Britney, at this moment in time, I don't think is well enough to do anything. I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together."

Mischa Barton should keep her pasty ass indoors. Dying your hair blonde and being pale as hell is never a good look, then throw in some trash bag skirt with an outdated librarian top and you've got, well... you think you look hawt, and that's cause your name is Mischa Barton and you're delusional.

Mischa Barton, who shows some skin in January's Maxim, shows off her eclectic sense of style at the premiere of her period drama Closing the Ring in Belfast, Northern Ireland on Thursday.

Fugly is never gonna be chic, babe. But if only it was...

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Katharine McPhee sounds great singing, 'O Come All Ye Faithful' at the Christmas in Washington event with George W. Bush. She looks hot, too. But where's her engagement ring?! Don't eff with us, Kat. Don't make us suspicious.

As you can tell, I'm pretty damn excited Venus and Serena are hot now. They have come a long, long way from the bushy eyebrows and braids with white beads they used to rock. Venus and her man, Hank, look absolutely adorable together.
I talked shit before, but I take it back. Work it out now. Keep the upgrades, ladies. And don't change your hair. Ever.

Who would have ever thought that broke ass "doesn't earn any income" Kevin Federline would get one of the fiercest lawyers ever?

Federsperm's midget lawyer-asshole, Mark Kaplan, just won't stop at anything. Seriously. He's all over this custody battle like Brit on a Starbucks Frapp. I don't even wanna know wtf he would ask Ms. Spears during a deposition. Something like...

Mark: Britney, when's the last time you did drugs?

Britney: Drugs? I'm a sweet girl. I don't be doin' bad stuff like that. I love my kids.

Mark: My client says he's seen you taking controlled substances on several occasions.

Britney: I've seen Kevin doing drugs, so there, y'all!

Mark: One of your drug tests came back positive for amphetamine.

Britney: I don't know how that got in there. Y'all need to leave me alone. I need some Starbucks. Your honor, judge, I'm sick! I have to go.

* Britney exits the courtroom.

The end.

Plans are underway for Kaplan to ask Commissioner Scott Gordon in the custody case to bar Britney from asking for anything more than she already has under court order. This is the fourth time Britney has been a no-show for her depo. In other words, she should not be allowed to go into court and ask to restore custody if she won't sit for a deposition to determine if she really is a fit parent.

Kaplan could ask for other penalties, including attorney's fees. He could also ask that Brit be held in contempt.

tmz