Any excuse to post pictures of the Superbad boys, John Mayer or Justin Long is good enough for me. 


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December 2007 News Archive (Page 11)
Walk Hard Premiere Red Carpet Pictures
Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams?
Ryan Gosling was photographed last week with "Heroes" cutie Hayden Panettiere. But Tuesday night, he only had eyes for Heath Ledger's ex, Michelle Williams.
The two had dinner at Piadina and were caught by onlookers having a cozy cigarette outside the West 10th Street eatery. The star of "Lars and the Real Girl" was "smiling and gazing at her," said our witness. Reps for both said they weren't on a date, but just discussing an upcoming film project they're working on together. We'll see.
I've never had a "cozy cigarette" but it sounds good, like, better than the after sex cigarette or the I'm-drinking-and-smoking cigarette. A cozy one sounds romantical and kinky.
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Britney Spears' Piece of Me Video
Britney Spears is lookin' good from the neck up in her new 'Piece of Me' video.
So what'd you think of the preview? It's not bad. She had to film most of this from 9 p.m. - 6 a.m. because K-Fuck refused to babysit the kids and most music videos are filmed over the course of three days.
Tony Parker's Cheating Text Message Proof
Tony Parker allegedly cheated on Eva Longoria with some whore he met at his wedding. The whore went bragging to x17online claiming this isn't the first time she's hooked up with a married man.
Now here we go again with the text message proof. This shit is fun. I wanna see more fake texts. Preferably ones written by Federsperm about Brit Brit. 
X17Online has gained access to text messages Eva Longoria's husband, Tony Parker allegedly sent to model Alexandra Paressant. The French model is trying to prove that she had an affair with the Spurs basketball player. Each message was originally written in French.
⢠"I'm at the hotel, relax. We're going to see each other on Thur. anyway."
⢠"I'm back in Barcelona; call me when you get back."
⢠"Come; I'm at the Park Hyatt.""These allegations are completely, 100% false and untrue," Eva's rep said in a statement. "All high profile couples fall victim to these sorts of things in the course of their relationships. It appears that this is not the first time this woman has used an athlete to gain public notoriety."
"I love my wife," Tony added. "She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier."
LINKAGE
Will Smith gets too friendly - Ayyyy
This is why suing sucks - RR
When Britney Spears calls in sick - SOW
Katie Holmes won't stfu about Tom - CS
Funniest picture ever - HC
The voice inside your head is brought to you by Taco Bell - AB
Jackass 2.5 on the internet - DS
Hayden's globes are nominated - ND
Posh calls Amy Winehouse a fashion icon - GB
Madonna Dog Dilemma - BB
Ya Gotta Love Us Magazine
Us magazine is calling this "a glimpse at Jessica Alba's baby bump". Okaayy... How many of you readers out there, male and female, are rockin' baby bumps right now?

Maybe Us is just as excited as I am that a hot girl's gonna turn into a bloated bitch within months, then she'll bring on the super cute baby pics. Awww.
Mischa Barton Maxim Pictures



Aaaahhh! I hope to hear from some Mischa Claymates who always send me angry emails when I say Mischa Barton looks like a tranny or any other statement that's not worshipping their God, so I'll refrain this time.
Whenever she looks good, I say she looks good. Mischa looks gorgeous in this spread anyway and I think she's a fierce model most of the time. Relax, fans. Relax.
Surprise, Janice Dickinson is Full of Sh*t
Janice Dickinson's "apology" for calling Tyra Banks fat.
Quote Me of The Day: Lily Allen

"I don't think (the tabloids) like young women doing well, or having fun. I mean, James Blunt goes out and gets on it and no one cares. We do that and it's all over the papers. It's sad. Those people who write for those gossip magazines, they're not even writers. They can't even punctuate."
I totally agree, Lily Allen (aka bitch)! Tabloids are clearly sexist but maybe that's because men don't flash their cock to the paps as much as they should, leak sex tapes, or go to Starbucks while their weaves are detached from the roots and knotted at the ends. Tabloids are sexist when they focus on how much females weigh. This is one time I don't think Lily should stfu. She's right.
I Haven't Seen Halle Berry's Bump In A While
Lookin' good, lil mama!
Halle Berry, who is expecting her first baby in early 2008, makes a low-key appearance in West Hollywood while running errands on Tuesday.




























