December 2007 News Archive (Page 13)

Spencer Pratt went on Ryan Seacrest's morning show yesterday to confess his fake-ass love for Heidi, and is patiently waiting for her to come back.

"In my mind I'm not moving on or looking for dates. I don't know where Heidi is, I know she needs her space, but I don't want to get back to my bachelor days," said Pratt Tuesday. "Heidi is the most perfect girl on the planet." When Seacrest asked Pratt if Montag was with him during their live phone interview, Pratt only said, "Hahah, nice try." In fact, Pratt seemed determined to keep details of his relationship status with Montag a secret, citing surprise bonus episodes of The Hills as a reason to stay mum. "Eight episodes are going to clarify [what happened in the finale]," Pratt said. "It's top secret. I think the wedding is definitely on pause, last I heard."

What a bunch of bull! It's funny they're not 'together' yet these photos of them 'together' came out less than 2 weeks ago. Just admit it's all for money and publicity! That's obvious with how often they end up on Gaycrest's show talking about their 'real' relationship.

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French producer Phillippe Rebboah wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire titled "Sweet Baby Jesus." The producer told Us Weekly he plans to shoot the film in March, and that Spears is "reviewing the script." Us reports: "Spears, 26, would play a pregnant 19-year-old unsure of her baby's paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ's second coming." Rebboah said, "I had to convince my partners, because they were like, 'Oh, no. Britney?' But I thought it was brilliant."

Has this dude ever seen her act in the movie Crossroads? I've forced myself through bits and pieces of it, just like I did with Lohan's 'Just My Luck' bullshit, and Britney's a horrible actress. I hope he doesn't expect to make money on this film if she does do it, cause that piece of poop is gonna end up going directly to DVD!

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In other Britney news, she's suppose to give a sworn deposition in her custody battle with K-Fed today.

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli. Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's assistant.

Congratulations Jessica! Can't wait for the baby bump pics! ;)

People

A retired Scottish school teacher was recovering on Monday after spending nearly four days trapped inside a men's toilet with no food or mobile phone. David Leggat was locked inside the bathroom at a lawn bowling club near the Scottish city of Aberdeen after the door jammed and the handle on the outside fell off. The 55-year-old kept warm by dipping his feet in hot water but only managed to get about three hours' sleep a night in the freezing temperatures, the local Evening Express newspaper reported. He was rescued when the cleaner at the club, which is little used in winter, turned up to collect her cleaning equipment.

"At least there was a toilet to use," he said. "The only thing I regret is not getting trapped behind the bar."

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LINKAGE!!!

Boots That Burn You RR
Did Madonna Get Some Work Done? Ayyyy
Hilary Swank Is Looking Fierce On The Cover Of 'W' Magazine CS
Ben Affleck And Daughter Violet Are Just Too Cute For Words SOW
Could Hilary Duff Possibly Get Her Finger Further Up Her Nose? ND
Bet Ya Didn't Know David Beckham Likes Double Fisting HC
Who's Your Daddy? Possibly Jack Nicholson AB
Justin Timberlake's Back In Town... Yeah Baby! DS
Eva Longoria's A Back Stabbing Bitch GB
Forget Fantasy Football, It's Time For Fantasy Tabloid And I'm All Over It CRP
Hilarious Recap Of The Hills Finale IBBB
The Hulkster's Staying Positive Through All The Family Drama BB
More Evidence Madonna Got Something Fixed!She Has Blacked Eyes! CR
I'm SO over Britney And Her Pink Wig JN
Leonardo Dicaprio Is Lookin' A Hot Mess! AIW
Could Britney Really Get Banned From Starbucks?!? GL
Hayden Panetteire Is Taking It To The Next Level In Her Hooker Boots GTS
Juliette Lewis And The Licks Totally Kicked Ass! Here's A Concert Recap PB

"She looks like Brad. It's funny because she's almost going to be the outcast in the family because she's blonde and blue-eyed." Jolie also admitted she would have been happy not to have a biological child. But changed her mind after seeing Brad with Zahara and Maddox after bringing her to the U.S. from Ethiopia. She said: "I saw Brad with her and Maddox, and I realised how much he loved them - and how a biological child would not be in any way be a threat."

The actress said she felt a deep connection to her adopted children because of the pain they had endured in their young lives. She added: "I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara and Pax because they were survivors. "Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. But I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable."

Don't be surprised if Shiloh is the crack head of the family in 15 years. That poor Shiloh had it rough from the start considering she's a normal biological child. If Angelina was my mom and called me an outcast when I wasn't even able to speak a full sentence, I'd be giving all of them an ass-whoopin' when I grew up! Watch out Angelina, you're gonna create a monster if you don't shut your pie-hole!

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David Gilmore of Pretty On The Outside takes a stab at what Britney's Christmas card may look like this year. Hell, Britney may just make copies of this photo and send it out.

Pretty On The Outside

Jeopardy Host Alex Trebek suffered a minor heart attack last night at his home. He's in the hospital with his wife Jean by his side, and is resting comfortably. Get well soon Alex!

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Nevada's Clark County Coroner has ruled that singer Kevin Dubrow, from '80s metal band Quiet Riot, died of an accidental cocaine overdose. The cause of death was confirmed after toxicology results came in Monday. The 52-year-old singer was found dead in his Las Vegas home on November 25. Quiet Riot was best known for their 1983 cover of "Cum on Feel the Noize."

TMZ

Will Smith kept it humorous while he was honored with adding his hand and footprints in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.

Things are buzzing for Bee Movie costars Jerry Seinfeld and Renée Zellweger, who don bee suits for a taping of German-language television show Wetten, Dass ..? in Graz, Austria on Saturday.

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