December 2007 News Archive (Page 15)

Here's the first photo of David Beckham for Armani's David Beckham underwear line that comes out in February. From the looks of this photo, he could give Cisco Adler a run for his money. David looks like he's got some serious ballage going on!

Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison Monday for his role in a dogfighting conspiracy that involved gambling and killing pit bulls. The suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback could have been sentenced up to five years by District Judge Henry E. Hudson. Vick was dressed in a black-and-white striped prison suit and apologized to the court and his family.Vick pleaded guilty in August, admitting he bankrolled the "Bad Newz Kennels" dogfighting operation and helped kill six to eight dogs.

23 months of taking it up the butt.... Good luck with that Mikey.

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Hillary, it's time to put a fork in you cause you're done now that camp Oprah is on the campaign trail for Barack! Here's Oprah speaking at the Obama Rally in South Carolina.

Amy Winehouse's mother has written an open letter to Amy in hopes of trying to get her to open her eyes and realize what she's doing to herself. It makes me wonder if her mother thinks this is her last bit of hope to help Amy before it's too late.

Why Haven't They Gone To Find Amy Themselves?

We want to help you, but we know that unless you want to be helpedâ€" unless you come to usâ€"anything we tried would be in vain. So this letter is my way of making sure that you know thatâ€"that all you have to do is come to us, Amy, and we'll do everything in our power to get you well again. After all, you are still my baby and you always will be.

How they felt about the photos from last week of Amy walking the streets in a bra and jeans:

We were terrified after we saw those pictures of you earlier this week, wandering the freezing streets of London at dawn in your underwear. All I wanted to do was rush into those pictures and wrap you up in a big, warm blanket.

Her Mothers feelings on Blake:

When I was quoted recently as saying "Thank God Blake's inside" what I meant was that putting him in jail might help him to clean up HIS act and change HIS life. It wasn't said out of viciousness or to upset you. If your relationship is meant to be, it will survive.I'm a great believer that everything in life happens for a reason, a purpose. And if you two are destined to be together forever, then so be it.

She has watched fame take over Amy's health:

Early fame has overwhelmed you, it's dizzied you and muddled your mind. For a moment, forget you're a superstar. You're also young and vulnerable. Remember you're just an ordinary human being, no stronger than any of the rest of us. You think you're strong enough to get through this on your own, darling, but you're not. I want you back, and I'll make you fitter and stronger. I'd like nothing better than to have you home and help you put on a bit of weight with some wholesome home cooking.

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SEAN "Diddy" Combs is in love again. The hip-hop mogul made the decision to "cut off the various girls he has around the world" and settle down with on-and-off flame Cassie - at least for now. "She recently broke up with her boyfriend, and they're in Miami together now," our source said of the singer. Friends on both sides of the camp are whispering about their reunion. "They're holed up together in Miami, very low-key. He's really in love with her,"

Come on now, nobody really thinks Diddy is hot. This ho is just bangin' him to get deep in his pockets.

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It seems to be much easier to throw the words out there rather than running over their feet. Any of these celebs have the right to tell the paparazzi to get off of their fucking car. It should be illegal for them to stand directly in front of your vehicle and in your windshield to take pics of you. I'd love to see a group of about 30 celebrities turn it around on the paps. Jump in front of their car and take pics of them while they're trying to drive off! I bet those money hungry bastards would run over them just for a good pic!

Ugle Betty Star, David Blue Was Mugged At Gunpoint
That Howie Dude From The Backstreet Boys Got Married
Would Anyone Seriously Bang One Of These Guys?
Who Knew That Old Bitch Liza Minelli Had A Tough Guy In Her Entourage
Scott Baio Is No Longer 45 And Single
I Guess Lindsay Isn't In The Picture With Stavros? He's Been Smooching With Paris All Weekend

Snarky's all snowed in or sumthin' and I'm working on finals. Sorry for the shortage of posts today. Click it like it's hot and we'll be back with more goodies on Monday.

Happy Friday. :)

Holy Fug Monkeys! - CS
Johnny Depp doesn't look so hot - BS
The 41-pound baby is cute - HC
Mischa Barton should stop making red carpet appearances - RR
Now this is a GOOD rumor about Britney Spears. Ha. - EB
Check out Owen Wilson's penis - SOW
Rumer Willis fails - ND
Fergie wants J.Lo - Ayyyy
Keira Knightley is one of the hottest men I've ever seen - AB
Justin Timberlake is a free man - BB
Jay-Z is getting dumped? - GB
Carrie Underwood in Glamour magazine - DS
David Blaine's next trick - GTS
Shar Jackson's glitter - WIMB
Blake Lewis' new video - PB

We're giving away a copy of The Wreckers live CD and DVD! The Wreckers is a country/pop band with Michelle Branch and her friend/singer-songwriter, Jessica Harp.

The Wreckers ' first LIVE CD/DVD, Way Back Home: Live From New York, will hit stores Dec. 4, 2007. The CD/DVD, which was recorded during a sold-out show at the Bowery Ballroom in New York City on July 13, 2007, is a rare glimpse into the music and friendship behind The Wreckers. The project features their #1 Country single, "Leave The Pieces," along with the title track, "Way Back Home."At the time of the recording, the girls had not yet announced their plans to record solo projects. On this extremely special evening, Branch and Harp knew they wanted to document the musical bond between them before they ventured out on their own in the country genre.

"I am so excited to offer this live CD/DVD to our fans," said Michelle Branch. "The Fans continually come out to support us and this is our way of giving back to them. We also give the fans who are unable to come out to our shows, an amazing opportunity at they have the best seat in the house with this DVD."

The Wreckers were the first duo to reach #1 with their debut single, "Leave the Pieces," since Brooks & Dunn in 1991 and the first female duo to reach #1 with their debut single in over 50 years.

All ya gotta do is send an email to onthepopmail@yahoo.com titled "The Wreckers" with your name and address and I'll pick my winner at random. You have until Friday, December 14th to enter. Good luck. :)

myspace.com/thewreckers

A young girl went to the site and sent the virtual elf repeated questions about eating pizza. After this went on for a few minutes, the program sent the youngster an entirely unexpected response. "You want me to eat what?!?" it responded. "It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else." A reporter for a British news site successfully replicated the conversation and wound up getting the robot to call him a "dirty bastard."

Embarrassed Microsoft officials immediately pulled down the salacious St. Nick so they could have a closer look at what happened. But the company insists it's an anomaly and most would never get those kinds of answers. "It's not like if you say, 'Hello Santa,' he's going to throw inappropriate stuff at you," spokesman Adam Sohn defends. He blames the lewd comments on users who were "pushing this thing to make it do things it wasn't supposed to do." But he admits the computer giant didn't know about the foul language included in the code and was at a loss to explain why it was there in the first place.

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