December 2007 News Archive (Page 4)

Grey's Anatomy's Katherine Heigl gets married
Jessica Simpson's movie Blonde Ambition BOMBS beyond the definition of a typical Hollywood flop
Lindsay Lohan's fugly ex-boyfriend says Lindsay is a sex addict. SHOCKER!!!! Snooze.
Britney Spears first husband, Jason Alexander, says it's good Casey knocked up Jamie Lynn.
Michelle Rodriguez begins serving six month jail sentence for probation violation
Amy Winehouse banned from physical visits in jail, can only visit her husband Blake behind glass screen

I really wonder what Britney would do if the paps didn't take her picture everywhere she goes? She looks so thrilled she's able to garner so much attention.

Shopping for her kids, driving with the trunk open.

Britney Spears video #2.

Brit Brit leads the paps on high-speed chase, stopping twice to "use the bathroom." Britney then cussed the paps out, claiming she couldn't see due to all their flashing cameras and getting upset that they wouldn't stand still and let her take pictures of them.

To top it all off she grabs one of the paps, announces that they're "dating" and takes him to The Peninsula Hotel where he doesn't emerge until 4 a.m.!

I guess a whore's gotta do what a whore's gotta do. Who knows, the paparazzi may be good in bed. They sure are persistent at getting a job done.

Former "Boy Meets World" star and "The Tyra Banks Show" rep, Danielle Fishel, got herself a DUI while ghost ridin' the whip in the gangsta town that is Orange County, fools!... If only this story was that interesting. Ghost ridin' sounds like something drunk folk do anyway... I'm giving myself ideas.

Former child star Danielle Fishel was arrested this week on a drunken driving warrant from Los Angeles County. Fishel was arrested Thursday just before 5 a.m. after officers stopped a car she was in, said Newport Beach Sgt. James Rocker. She was released from jail shortly after her arrest.

Fishel spent more than seven years playing Topanga, the love interest of "Boy Meets World" star Ben Savage.

In 2006, Fishel became the spokeswoman for NutriSystem. In February, Fishel became a special correspondent for the Tyra Banks show.

Oooooohhhh! Since when have we heard about the other "Boy Meets World" stars? NEVER! Good job, hun, but you can just hurry things up and leak a sex tape already. Thanks!

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Love ya lots and lots and lots. See ya Wednesday. :)

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Joy A

Paris has been hit with the ugly stick. The wonk, the powder foundation, the uneven extensions, she looks like a zombie hooker.

Pizza boy/model, get out while you can. Alex Vaggo is so hot. I just wanna paint or sculpt him even though I have no talent. It's a good excuse to get him nude. 'You can put my work in your portfolio, honey. Free of charge.'

Paris Hilton and her sometime boyfriend Alex Vaggo make sure they're color coordinated for an evening out Thursday at Goa nightclub in Hollywood.

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Lindsay pulling up her dress and flashing her fire.When asked what she thought of the news that Jamie Lynn Spears and her boyfriend will soon be parents,

Lindsay Lohan spoke bluntly, telling OK!, "Not much," before asking, "Why do people think it's such a big deal?"

Translation: Um, there's this thing called abortion and birth control. I'd be lost without it. Why is Jamie still knocked up?... I miss the paparazzi.

If only that line worked, right?

Rapper DMX was rushed to the hospital yesterday after passing out at the Sony recording studios, sources tell us. His rep didn't return calls but rumors of substance abuse are swirling, especially after a video hit the Internet showing the rapper looking nervous and acting erratically while working on an album.

Disturbing coked up video that surfaced a few days ago.

Daddy Dude is now available to sperminate you on your first date. K-Fed broke up with his girlfriend of three months, Colin Farell's sextape buddy, Nicole Narin.

Plus, Britney thinks she's got herself a plan.

The troubled pop star has reportedly accused Kevin Federline of smoking pot around the couple's sons - to counter claims she boozes in front of the kids."Britney believes Kevin's been smoking pot in front of the kids. She says she can smell it in the boys' hair and on their clothes when she has her visitation with them."

The source adds, "She's asked the court-appointed monitor and her lawyers if they can prove the kids have been exposed to environments in which drugs have been taken."

This idea must have come from Sean Preston because Britney's reps don't seem to be fighting, or defending her successfully whatsoever. Kevin's been going through this whole trial without drug tests, without a court appointed monitor and without the paps.

Whatever, Britney. You'll probably smoke pot in front of the kids yourself, claim it's K-Fed, then fail your drug test by testing positive for marijuana.

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I have to use a question mark so I can get his reps off my back, just in case they send me some angry email. Zac looks really hot here for someone queer as folk.

If he's straight, he should try out the Tobey Macguire. You'll look hetero faster than you can say 'fierce.'

I haven't seen any pictures of Kingston for a while.

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