December 2007 News Archive (Page 5)

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will head back to work Jan. 7 â€" without writers if necessary, Comedy Central announced Thursday.

Their satirical faux newscasts, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, had been in reruns since the Writers' Guild of America strike began two months ago.

"We would like to return to work with our writers," the hosts â€" who are both members of the WGA â€" said in a joint statement. "If we cannot, we would like to express our ambivalence, but without our writers we are unable to express something as nuanced as ambivalence."

The hosts follow in the footsteps of Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Kimmel, who previously announced they'll return to the airways Jan. 2. According to Variety, David Letterman's production company hopes to reach an interim deal with the guild, allowing the host to come back next month with his writing team intact.

If the strike drags on, Stewart â€" who has been paying the salaries of staffers during the dark period â€" could also face a challenge in February, when he hosts his second Academy Awards show. The WGA said this week that it would refuse to grant special waivers allowing the Oscars or the Golden Globes to hire union writers.

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If Jennifer Love Hewitt is a proud "size 2" she should get nekkid and airbrushed for the world to see.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is comfortable in her skin but she doesn't want to bare all in Playboy.

Her rep tells Usmagazine.com, "there was an offer, but she declined."

When JLove said she's a size 2, she was revealing her New Year's resolution. She's totally gonna slim down then wear a bikini to the grocery store, gas station, car wash, everywhere, just so we can remember she's not fat.

Jessica Alba is pregnant but she doesn't want to get married because she's shallow and superficial.

Alba, 26, and boyfriend Cash Warren, 28, who split July 22 only to reunite in late August, currently don't have plans for a wedding. In fact, a source tells Us, "She doesn't want to be pregnant in a dress!"But a wedding was on Alba's to-do list just before she broke up with Warren. "She wanted to get married, but Cash wasn't ready," says a source.

Nuptials or not, Alba's family is looking forward to her having a baby. "We're all thrilled for them," Alba's brother Josh tells Us.

Jessica and Cash are either very doomed or a divorce waiting to happen. Hmmm, that just means Jessica's shallow, superficial, and smart! Happy pregnancy, future MILF.

That about sums things up.
"American Idol" trainwreck finalist Jessica Sierra is sperminated and incarcerated.

The father is a "rapper" and Jessica is ecstatic over the news. She's currently in the infirmary in the Falkenburg Road Jail in Florida on a "pregnancy diet."

Jessica's spawn has a lifetime of fun to look forward to -- look, it's mommy in a sex tape! Sierra is currently facing two misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and obstructing or opposing an officer and two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery.

It's like everyone is preggers these days. I'm starting to think even a male can get knocked up. I'm also interested in this "pregnancy diet" Jessica's on. Maybe they pick half the bugs outta her food before giving it to her first.

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Fergie talks pee - CR
Gossip rags - CS
Robin Williams joins Gossip Girl - HC
Vanessa Hudgens' come eff me now boots - RR
The first American Idol to be dropped by their label is... SOW
Katie Holmes' new Parade magazine interview - DS
Spectacular failures - AB
Nicole Kidman is probably real pissed - GB
When attention whores go on myspace - ND
Newport Harbor recap - IBBB
Jake Shears from The Scissor Sisters is so cute - PB
Jamie Lynn Spears is poised for reality tv - GTS
Shawn White makes it hard for me to say something nice. :( - AIW
Lindsay Lohan has moved on from Samantha Ronson, has a new lesbian lover - RC

The following celebrities sex tape stars are hosting New Year's Eve parties. I'm still holding out to find out what Federsperm is doing.
Kim Kardassian

Paris and Nicky HiltonPete Wentz and Ashlee SimpsonPamela Anderson

Hot or not?I say not hot. Anytime it looks like a dude can't give it to a ho without her breaking a bone, it's just not hot. Females should be thicker, and capable of taking a good pokin' for more than 2 minutes without... yeah. You get it. I don't wanna corrupt my young readers ... I'm sure it's too late.

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Rock of Love 2 premieres on January 13th and I'm already so excited. I mean, just look at that stuffed cock.I don't care if Bret Michaels put his old hair extensions in there. It's kinda hot. More men should stuff. Give us somethin' to think we're gonna be workin' wit.

How many times will he say "that really turns me on" or "I was so turned on" this season? Bret's my favorite man whore.

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It's just been making out after making out after hook up after hookup with Lance Armstrong, the dude from Brothers and Sisters, Stavros Niachos ... These bitches are whores! I like 'em.

Some of my friends headed to Beatrice Inn, where they spotted Mary-Kate Olsen keeping warm in the arms of Nate Lowman. She was wearing her signature gobs of jewelry while making out with him on a banquette.

For those who aren't familiar with Lowman, he's an NYU graduate whose work is currently on view at the New Museum's "Unmonumental" exhibition. He's 28, with pallid tortured-artist good looks and a penchant for flannel shirts.Supposedly, it's not the first time the pair have hooked up.

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Unfortunately for Whitney Houston, her January 8, 2008 divorce proceedings has been delayed.

"The relationship (between Brown and his lawyers) has deteriorated to the extent that effective communication is no longer feasible."

Bobby, the original Kevin Federline, has to find new representation or at least talk to his lawyers so they can hash things out. Leave it to a gentleman like Bobby to take his time doing so. He's probably grinning from ear to ear right now.