December 2007 News Archive (Page 9)

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I can't wait to see The Great Debaters!! It looks so inspiring.

I love the flat ironed bangs look, if Jen had her hair down, too, with a flat ironed hairdo she would look even hotter. :)

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American Idol producer, Nigel Lythgoe, on having Britney Spears appear on the new season of Idol:

"I would have had Britney Spears last year when I thought she was trying to get it all back together again. Britney, at this moment in time, I don't think is well enough to do anything. I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together."

Mischa Barton should keep her pasty ass indoors. Dying your hair blonde and being pale as hell is never a good look, then throw in some trash bag skirt with an outdated librarian top and you've got, well... you think you look hawt, and that's cause your name is Mischa Barton and you're delusional.

Mischa Barton, who shows some skin in January's Maxim, shows off her eclectic sense of style at the premiere of her period drama Closing the Ring in Belfast, Northern Ireland on Thursday.

Fugly is never gonna be chic, babe. But if only it was...

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Katharine McPhee sounds great singing, 'O Come All Ye Faithful' at the Christmas in Washington event with George W. Bush. She looks hot, too. But where's her engagement ring?! Don't eff with us, Kat. Don't make us suspicious.

As you can tell, I'm pretty damn excited Venus and Serena are hot now. They have come a long, long way from the bushy eyebrows and braids with white beads they used to rock. Venus and her man, Hank, look absolutely adorable together.
I talked shit before, but I take it back. Work it out now. Keep the upgrades, ladies. And don't change your hair. Ever.

Who would have ever thought that broke ass "doesn't earn any income" Kevin Federline would get one of the fiercest lawyers ever?

Federsperm's midget lawyer-asshole, Mark Kaplan, just won't stop at anything. Seriously. He's all over this custody battle like Brit on a Starbucks Frapp. I don't even wanna know wtf he would ask Ms. Spears during a deposition. Something like...

Mark: Britney, when's the last time you did drugs?

Britney: Drugs? I'm a sweet girl. I don't be doin' bad stuff like that. I love my kids.

Mark: My client says he's seen you taking controlled substances on several occasions.

Britney: I've seen Kevin doing drugs, so there, y'all!

Mark: One of your drug tests came back positive for amphetamine.

Britney: I don't know how that got in there. Y'all need to leave me alone. I need some Starbucks. Your honor, judge, I'm sick! I have to go.

* Britney exits the courtroom.

The end.

Plans are underway for Kaplan to ask Commissioner Scott Gordon in the custody case to bar Britney from asking for anything more than she already has under court order. This is the fourth time Britney has been a no-show for her depo. In other words, she should not be allowed to go into court and ask to restore custody if she won't sit for a deposition to determine if she really is a fit parent.

Kaplan could ask for other penalties, including attorney's fees. He could also ask that Brit be held in contempt.

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Any excuse to post pictures of the Superbad boys, John Mayer or Justin Long is good enough for me. wire image

Ryan Gosling was photographed last week with "Heroes" cutie Hayden Panettiere. But Tuesday night, he only had eyes for Heath Ledger's ex, Michelle Williams.

The two had dinner at Piadina and were caught by onlookers having a cozy cigarette outside the West 10th Street eatery. The star of "Lars and the Real Girl" was "smiling and gazing at her," said our witness. Reps for both said they weren't on a date, but just discussing an upcoming film project they're working on together. We'll see.

I've never had a "cozy cigarette" but it sounds good, like, better than the after sex cigarette or the I'm-drinking-and-smoking cigarette. A cozy one sounds romantical and kinky.

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