Ashlee can you put a razor to Pete's stubble? Beards and facial hair work sometimes. The operative word here is sometimes.
Simpson and Wentz, who attended the Z100 Jingle Ball on Friday, only have eyes for each other as the New Jersey Nets play the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden Saturday.
Pete looks like a size 3 in women's jeans in this pic. Jealous.
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Cutie pie Sam Woods came out to watch her dad on the golf course.
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Maybe the paps just always seem to take pictures of Jay-Z and Beyonce at the wrong moments, but Jay-Z has never looked like he's into her. Ever.
Beyonce and Jay-Z from over the weekend at the Knicks game. 
Beyonce is always staring at Jay like he's the second coming of Christ.
They've been together around 5 or 6 years now and I'm just really curious to find out if B's the next Kim Porter. I'm worried for this bitch. 
Yes, worried, like, online at least. I'm typing that I'm worried. That's the extent of my concern.
And lastly, chivalry Jay-Z style:
Considering how much I love football, it's pretty insulting that Jessica Simpson's dating Dallas Cowboys' Tony Romo and she looks like she doesn't know what the hell's going on!
Jess went to Tony's game on Sunday night where Tony apparently sucked ass with Jess on the sidelines. It was like his worst game ever.
Her new boyfriend struggled all game, throwing three interceptions and fumbling the ball twice as his heavily favored Cowboys lost to the Philadelphia Eagles 10-6. At one point, the network even showed a montage of Simpson, 27, spliced with shots of Romo's bad throws. As commentator Joe Buck noted, "It's never easy to play in front of your girlfriend."
That seems especially true for Romo. The 27-year-old Pro-Bowler ended the game with a quarterback rating of just 22.2 â" that's the worst ever in his entire career. Romo was heckled outside the arena last night by a female fan who shouted, "Worry about the game, not your girlfriend!"
Jessica stay home, please! She looks so confused while Papa Joe is really into this shit. 
Papa Joe leaked a rumor to TMZ way back when that Tony and Jess were together so he could score some free Dallas Cowboys tickets. I'm happy for Papa Joe and sorry for Tony. Keep your ho at home.
Dan Fogelberg dies of cancer
Celine Dion wraps up her Las Vegas show performances that ran since 2003 and made over $400 million
Police will question Amy Winehouse about Blake
Alex Trebek issues statement about his minor heart attack
Britney Spears gets denied entrance at the Four Seasons Hotel
Lindsay Lohan's new bed buddy Spencer is already talking to the press
Lindsay Lohan says it was time for her to grow up
Jessica Simpson's movie Blonde Ambition will only play in theatres in Texas!
Shiloh Jolie Pitt is influential
The owner of a Burger King franchise says there's no merit to a man's claim that he bit into an unwrapped condom while eating a sandwich he bought there.
Van Hartless, 24, of Fair Haven, claims in a lawsuit that he bought a Southwestern Whopper at the restaurant in Rutland on June 18 and made the discovery when he got home and started eating it. The suit, filed last month, seeks damages for pain and suffering, emotional duress and medical expenses. Alfred Burns, a sanitarian supervisor said investigators couldn't rule out the possibility that someone had placed a condom in the sandwich.
Hartless, a student at Green Mountain College in Poultney, said he kept the sandwich and the condom as evidence. "It was never my intention to file a lawsuit in the first place," he said. "I just wanted the assurance that they would pay my medical bills if something happened to me."
I dunno what happened, but some Burger King manager can't confirm for sure that no one put a condom in a burger unless he's a walking surveillance camera himself. Putting a condom in a burger sounds exactly like something a fast food employee would do as a prank. So gross.
Happy Friday everyone! My school semester officially ended yesterday. Thank you again Snarky for doing an amazing job!!!! As Snarky said, I'll be holdin' it down until January, with the exception of the Christmas and New Year's holidays... Enjoy your weekend, I'm off to get ready to partake in various forms of debauchery.
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You can't say Paris Hilton doesn't work. Her pussy is on overtime, with no paid vacations, only slowing down for piss breaks before opening up for business again. Paris has an equal opportunity vag, too. Any white dude with a cock and a pulse need not apply. She will find you first. Her latest victim is some model named, Julian. Her crotch is in Germany right now, making the most out of the trip.
I wonder what Paris talks about... 'Like, yeah. I totally agree with you. So true... okay, so... I like my dress."
I can't wait to see The Great Debaters!! It looks so inspiring.
I love the flat ironed bangs look, if Jen had her hair down, too, with a flat ironed hairdo she would look even hotter. :)
American Idol producer, Nigel Lythgoe, on having Britney Spears appear on the new season of Idol:
"I would have had Britney Spears last year when I thought she was trying to get it all back together again. Britney, at this moment in time, I don't think is well enough to do anything. I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together."
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