January 2008 News Archive

The person behind this glittered waist is a skinny ass bitch. She's also a slut - a former whore who will always be a whore. She's butchered up her body to the point where she looks like she's constantly in pain. She needs to eat something, and I wish she'd go away. Forever.

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz both look beautiful. I think it's so cute how they share products. The happy couple was spotted at Myst Nite Club in Scottsdale, Arizona, where Ashlee performed last night.

After getting dissed on the last season of The Bachelor, DeAnna Pappas will get another shot at finding love on TV.Pappas, 26, a real estate agent from Neunan, Georgia, will headline the next season of ABC's The Bachelorette, airing this summer.

Pappas endured a painful, last-minute rejection by Brad Womack on the Bachelor finale last November.

Even though he had even flown her father in and implied he was going to pick her, he rejected Pappas, as well as the show's other finalist, Jenni Croft.

Success if the best revenge. Unlike dumbass a-hole Brad Womack, I doubt DeAnna will lead anyone on. She'll find her some luvin'. She's gorgeous and sweet. I wish her all the best. :)

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I say, hells yeah!I love these pics, Elijah looks sexy. Plus he's kinda short. I'd be one step closer to sexin' a midget, which just may be my calling in life - fucking a midget then writing a how-to guide.

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Katherine Heigl tops the 2008 list of Askmen.com's top 99 most desirable women.

Her role on Grey's Anatomy garnered her an Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series. She also starred in the box-office hit Knocked Up, was interviewed by journalist Barbara Walters as one of her "10 Most Fascinating People of 2007," and married singer Josh Kelley. A former model, Katherine Heigl is beautiful, well-spoken, humorous, talented... the list goes on. No one belongs at the top of 2008's Top 99 more than Katherine Heigl.

So basically, Katherine's awards and successful movies make her desirable? The bitch smokes like a fish and talks outta her ass. "The list goes on"? Nah, the list has ended. Kat's annoying as hell and she won because she has good tits...

New Miley Justine Simmons pictures

Today is a slow news day. I'm dyin'!
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I have no idea who Camila Alves is but bitch is smart. She got sperminated quickly by Matthew McConaughey, that's 18 years worth of thick dolla even if they split. The master plan was a success. Good job, Camila. WTF is she wearing?

UPDATE: I guess Matthew and Camila aren't engaged.

The person behind this glittered waist is a skinny ass bitch. She's also a slut - a former whore who will always be a whore. She's butchered up her body to the point where she looks like she's constantly in pain. She needs to eat something, and I wish she'd go away. Forever.

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Halle Berry looks so hot, even though she's huge. But does she have maternity clothes? Day-um.

Jessica Simpson has her very own employee who tries on swimsuits for her. And that's the full job description right there.

This b*tch is so f*cking retarded. I guess Jessica's employee has the same exact body she does. What a lazy ass bitch! Gawd ... but is she taking applications for a purse holder? I could do that on the weekdays, screw the weekends.