Avril Lavigne - Professional Couch Humper
January 3rd, 2008
Avril Lavigne let out her inner monkey on New Years Eve by gyrating on couches and jumping from table to table. The only thing she didn’t do that would’ve had her returned to the zoo, was fling some poo.
“It was an Avril I’ve never seen before”She totally let loose and was gyrating on all the couches and jumping from table to table while putting on quite the public display with her husband, Deryck [Whibley].”Twisting and turning in her trademark T-shirt, tiara, plaid school-girl skirt and combat boots, Avril joined Lil’ Jon in the DJ booth and rang in the new year by saturating the celebrators with Cristal champagne.
Did anyone happen to notice if Avril and Deryck were checking each other for bugs?
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Joy A says:
Avril knows how to do New Year’s Eve right. I ain’t mad at that.
And Deryck doesn’t look so bad when most of his face is covered up. :0
Snarky says:
LOL. I totally agree.