If Lindsay Lohan’s Crotch Could Talk…

Oh wait, it already does! Every guy who gets to hit it runs to the press, bragging. ‘Like, yo. I hit it raw and it was tiiiiiight!’ - Not literally, you know that shit’s loose like a mason jar, but they all say Lindsay’s crotch is fire. She effs like a porn star. She’s energetic. Adventurous. Blah blah blah. To summarize, she’s a whore and we luv it!

One of the dudes Lindsay screwed in Italy, Alessandro, talked to the tabs about what went down, besides Lindsay on his cock. Lindsay threw herself at him, demanded they smooch, then effed him 6 hours after meeting him.

Excerpts:

She took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless. “I was shocked she had made the first move—it took a while for me to realise I was supposed to take my clothes too.

“To be honest I felt a bit intimidated. I was with Lindsay Lohan. But I took off my clothes and we started to make love. And then it was just like two ordinary people making love. It was very passionate and intense and lasted for 1 hour, maybe more.

He said, “Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous. She was very sweet and loving in bed. It was a good sex match.”

“After boldly taking her clothes off she dived under the covers. I sensed she was insecure about her gorgeous body.”

She adored kissing and never wanted to stop—no matter what we were doing. We had safe sex, and afterwards she cuddled up to me and we went to sleep.”

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