Death By Weiner
A convicted child molester and kidnapper died in prison last month after choking on a hot dog, prison officials said. Frederick Fretz, 45, was serving a 20-year sentence at the federal penitentiary in California when he died on Dec. 19. According to a prison spokesman, medics tried to remove the hot dog from Fretz’s throat before taking him to a hospital.
It would have only been better if he was choking on some prison dude’s weiner!
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Joy A says:
He was probably fantasizing about a peen. Either way, it’s karma at its finest.
Joy A says:
LMAO at your hatred for Ohio State. I loves it! Great way to support your hometown. Hehe!
Snarky says:
If you had to live here and had to deal with some of these crazy ass fans, you would root for a different team too. LOL! I’m a huge college football fan and watch many different teams (Michigan comes first.
) but I did pay a lot of attention to LSU all year… I knew they would dominate over OSU!
I’m so glad Michigan went out this year the way they did, with a good smack-down on Florida. It was also a great way for seniors like Chad Henne, Mike Hart, Jake Long, etc. to go out… And wether you liked him or not, a good send off for Lloyd Carr.
O.k. O.k., I’m done till August! haha!
that_girl says:
Awesome! Asshole deserved it. It would have been even better if he was choking on a prison bitch’s hotdog and he refused to pull out.