Tara Reid Is Having A Case Of The Fug-Days
January 8th, 2008




Uh Oh! Are we getting our old party hard Tara back? It’s not like she ever left but I haven’t seen tanked Tara pics like these in a while! She looks like she’s one of those annoying drunk sluts who get so wasted they can’t stand up, cry about how bad their life is, then turn around and start humping random dudes. Wait… I may be confusing her with Lindsay Lohan… Nah, they’re all the same! With as skinny as she is, this bitch only needs to take a whiff of some good liquor to get her wasted. She needs to sign up for classes in my Snarky School Of Alcohol Consumption!




Mr. Gyllenhaal says:
In all honesty if I looked like her I would drink a bottle of Boones farm a night too! I mean seriously!
I WANT TO SIGN UP FOR THAT SCHOOL!! IF YOU GIVE ME A DISCOUNT I WILL GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT IF YOU SIGN UP FOR MY BLOW JOB CLASS:)!!
Joy A says:
Blow job class?! Gyllenhaal, email me and we can talk prices.
lmao.
Snarky says:
I dunno Mr. G, I think I’ve got my bachelors degree in that one already…. I’m sure there’s other classes you could offer me some help in though. LOL!
Mr. Gyllenhaal says:
LADIES…ANYTIME YOU ARE READY! WE WILL GET SOME MARGS AND THEN I WILL TEACH YOU SOME TRICKS THAT WILL KEEP YOUR MEN AROUND FOREVER( SOMETIMES THAT IS A BAD THING THOU). MEN KNOWN A LOT MORE THAN WOMEN:)!!!