2007 Was The Year of Preggers B*tches

2007 was the year to be knocked up. It was just so damn trendy. Lemme think of how many pregnant hos we had in ‘07:

Halle Berry

Nicole Richie

Christina Aguilera

Jessica Alba

Jennifer Lopez

Jamie Lynn Spears

Lily Allen

Usher’s tranny

* Okay, that wasn’t off the top of my head. I cheated for Lily Allen and Tameka Foster, I couldn’t remember those. Anywho, we can’t add the original sex tape goddess to the list. Pamela Anderson is NOT pregnant.

LINKAGE

• Dog the Bounty Hunter caught fondling himself?! - CS
• Megan Fox’s sexy badankadonk - RR
• I didn’t write about Britney Spears today! And I actually wanna post a long rant about how she grown folk and she should be able to do whatever the eff she wants without everybody weighing in on it every 2.5 seconds. But I won’t. To find out what she’s up to and where she’s at (Mexico with her pap lover, Adnan), go to Holy Candy for the deets
• The Superbad sex tape? LMAO - WIMB
• Anderson Cooper jumps onto the crazy train - AB
• Michelle Rodriguez is on the loose - DS
• Ricki Lake nekkid - GB
• Celebrity Rehab premiere recap - SOW
• Album faces - CR
• Moby’s new shit - PB
• The prince and the princess - CP
• Audrina of The Hills has new peen - IBBB
• Adrian Grenier is the sexiest male slut alive - EB
• Lindsay Lohan is a street hooker - ND

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