Pretty Damn Funny

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It looks like Beyonce gained some weight. Yep. She ate her first meal of 2008, now folks is sayin' she preggers.

Sources close to the Crazy In Love singer have hinted there could be double celebrations - as she and Jay-Z get set to have their first baby. A friend said: "Beyonce is giving nothing away. She's always been close to her parents and open about wanting a large family of her own one day."

Hilarious! Whenever a female gains any weight at all, she's with child. It's wrong on so many levels. Leave superficial, delusional Beyonce alone. She's not sperminated. She's waiting for that ring first. Good luck with that, B.

The Mirror

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