Joe Simpson Needs To Back Out Of Jessica’s Relationships
Tony Romo is still feeling the heat from the Dallas Cowboy fans after their Sunday night loss to the NY Giants but maybe he needs to put some heat on Papa Joe Simpson. Sources say when Tony went on his little vacay with Jessica, some friends and family, Papa Joe made sure the paparazzi got a few pics of the two together.
“Joe is well-known for his deals with the paparazzi, where the family gets a cut from the sales of the photographs,” says an insider. “Nobody would have known that Tony was down in Mexico with Jessica if there hadn’t been those pictures everywhere. So a lot of people suspect he tipped off the photographers, causing Tony this huge headache.”
“When you date Jessica, you date Joe, too,” says the source.
Papa Joe freaks me the hell out. He probably sets up hidden cameras where Jessica and Tony bang so he can watch the replay and tell Jessica later that she could do better at different angles. I’m sure he helps hold her hair out of the way during blow jobs too.
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Mr. Gyllenhaal says:
LMFAO!!!!!! That was hilarious!!! He is a creep! I love that everyone blames Jessica for the Cowboys loss! That is great!