Does Your Truck Need A Set Of Testicles?
It is one thing to dangle fuzzy dice from a rear view mirror, but decorating a truck’s trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles might be a bit much in Virginia. State lawmaker Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying rubber replicas of male genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers. Under his measure, displaying the ornamentation on a motor vehicle would be a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $250.
He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it. “I didn’t know what to tell her,” Spruill said the constituent told him before Spruill vowed to stop such displays.
I’m totally ready to go out and buy these to put on random peoples cars! I’ve never seen trailer hitch ball sacks till now and I’m in frickin’ Ohio for crying out loud.
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