Days after a judge ruled Britney Spears still may not visit her children at this point, the pop star and her paparazzo pal Adnan Ghalib peruse pregnancy tests Monday at a Los Angeles Rite Aid.

What the fuzzy nuts is her deal, man!?! See folks, this is why I get aggravated with Britney. The ho acts all freaked out by the pap smears and all the attention one minute, then she goes out to a place where people will obviously see her shopping for a pregnancy test. She doesn't know if she's coming or going, and has too many issues to be popping out more kids.

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In other Freakney Spears news, she made a big scene at the Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks. Britney and Adnan were in a dressing room together when Brit decided to walk out of the dressing room totally naked and freaked out on an employee for trying to help cover her naked ass. She then disappeared back into the dressing room for a 45 minute hump session with Adnan. BTW - Don't you just love the above photo by David Gilmore from Pretty On The Outside?

"I grabbed a dress to cover her, and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you [bleep]ing come near me!' . . . Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting." When the lovebirds stumbled out, "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, '[bleep] you!' and left the store."

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