Future Whore - Miley Cyrus

Just look at this bitch!

Photo of Future Whore - Miley Cyrus

Oh! Am I not supposed to call her a bitch because she’s what, 15 now? I don’t even know. She’s young. She’s probably only been on the rag for around a year now, and she’s a future slut. I’m talkin’ full on whore-like style like former Disney actress, Maneater Lohan.

Photo of Future Whore - Miley Cyrus

Photo of Future Whore - Miley Cyrus

I can’t wait.

Shitty singer, yet charismatic gravy train to her has been father and family, Miley was at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood yesterday. She premiered Hanna Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert which features performances from her 69-city tour across the U.S. The limited one-week release begins Feb. 1.

Miley spoke to Extra about Britney Spears:

“I think it’s so crazy and I think that she [Britney] needs help. If I didn’t have [my family], I’d probably be in the same position.

“You just got to know who your true friends are, and I think for me, is my mom,” she added. “If you have sisters, I mean any girls that are in your family, that can understand and relate to you, I think is the best.”

It’s gonna be fun watching her words bite her in dat flat ass.

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2 Comments

  1. ariana says:

    shheeeee’s a woooorrreeeee!!!!!! a slut, a bitch and she thinks she’s da grates prettyes most perfect girl in da univerce! but the is one problem……………. SHE’S NOT!!!!!!!! she is all the OPPOSITE of dat!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. ertt says:

    Dang whats ur efn problem picking on miley

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